Attention to all gbatemper's, don't forget to "clock in"

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  1. migles
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    Dear user and staff that comes here every day, i had seen that for the past years you forget to fill your gbatemp's card.
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    so, since today, gbatempers can post here in the morning and before leaving in the end of the day, leaving a note.
    you are required to do this in order to get your paycheck!
    failure to "clock out" at the end of your shift, i assume you died somewhere while gbatemping and now your dead body will be left in the ventilation system so the other members can smell you all day
     
  2. VinsCool

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    I would do that, but considering that I'm always in the office, and sleep on my desk, it would be pointless to follow a pattern of leaving coming leaving coming.

    I just stay.
     
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  3. BORTZ

    BORTZ Don't pretend you aren't impressed

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    *spins a web cocoon above Vin's desk* :bortz2:
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    BORTZ Don't pretend you aren't impressed

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  6. FAST6191

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    But I am one that hacked the guest list and got myself assigned the cushy honeymoon suite. As such I don't leave.
     
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    You...you can leave the site!?
     
  8. migles
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    migles Mei the sexiest bae

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    so, you are the one who messed up members statistics!
     
  9. smileyhead

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  10. SomeGamer

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    I "clocked over". Does that count?
     
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    if i clock in, will you pay me 25$/hour until I clock out?
    If you do, can i never clock out?
     
  13. FAST6191

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    Yes, however they will be GBAtemp dollars. Though actually *looks at CAD exchange rate* we could probably do that too.
     
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  14. DeoNaught

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    Over there ;)
    ya, but I forgot if its the red pill, or the blue?
     
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  15. Noctosphere

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    Id be happy with gbatemp dollar. Ill donate them so @Bubsy Bobcat can raise lot of little bub and theyll grow and become a bunch of furries succubub
     
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    But I have this site open in a tab what if I forget to close it if it's there then shut down my computer?
     
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  20. keven3477

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    I clocked, now when do I have to clock out. I need to know for how many hours do I need to whine while I'm here.