Atelier Totori Plus Coming To PlayStation Vita This November

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  1. smile72
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    For anyone about to make a snide comment involving paperweight, just stop now. We don't need that here.
     
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  3. Izzy011

    Member Izzy011 The Business Bitch

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    Aren't these games usually localized by NISA? I love there limited editions.
    Might get
     
  4. GameWinner

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    Darn... Another joke wasted..
     
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    That would make this a whole lot more interesting.
     
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    It would make this actually interesting for once.
     
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  7. Haloman800

    Member Haloman800 a real gril

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    >walk into Gamestop
    >ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
    >"What?"
    >spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
    >oh God not again
    >face gets red
    >"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now."
    >"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
    >struggling to contain my embarrassment
    >clenching buttcheeks together to hold in my crap
    >meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
    >voice reduced to a mumble
    >"have money please alterlier toroti give money please game"
    >"Are you ok?"
    >crap breaches through my buttcheeks
    >propelled forward at 60mph
    >crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
    >he's holding on to me for dear life
    >all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
    >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
    >yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI"
    >Gamestop employee is covered in crap and spaghetti
    >my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
    >he tilts me backwards
    >the sheer force of my crap has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
    >the spaghetti and crap intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
    >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
    >the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
    >spaghetti and crap blowing through the air on the planet below
    >3 miles upwards now
    >Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my crap
    >my transformation is almost complete
    >as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
    >steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming crap and spaghetti trail
     
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    What is this guy on? I don't even... >.
     
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    that was funny as hell what did i read
     
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    Just what we vita fans were asking for the KILLER APP RIGHT HERE .
     
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    Stolen from some anon, but still cool
    As for the game, I haven't played totori yet so might hold out for this version
     
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    Pretty awesome, though i already have all 3 on PS3.

    Kinda weird they skip Rorona though, if they could have done some sort of bundle or something that would be even more awesome.
     
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    I don't why they skipped Rorona either... Totori is my favorite game in the series but.... why skip over Rorona.
     
  14. Rydian

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    Yeah, I've never heard of this game/series either.

    I'm dying of laughter over here. Extreme satire FTW.
     

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