God replied!
QUOTE said:
cardyology Posted Today, 06:41 PM
 Dear God,
When will the Wiikey update be released?
Yours sincerely
Cards.
"Dear Cardyology,
Your question about the firmware update for the Wiikey mod chip has even I, the almighty one stumped.
Perhaps you could refer you query down to my arch rival and nemesis, Satan.
Im confident that he can provide you with the exact date & time that hell will "freeze-over" which, if I am not mistaken should coincide with the release of the update that you and many other mere mortals over at GBATemp.net so desire.
Now I must bid you farewell as I have lots of work to do upgrading our servers for the official release of Heaven 2.0.
Yours omnipotently (sp)
God. "