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Dear God,

When will the Wiikey update be released?

Yours sincerely

Cards.
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"Submitted questions may be edited/shortened for clarity"? Shortening only leads to ambiguity! Ambiguity leads to misinterpretation!" Misinterpretation leads to anger! Anger leads to hate! Hate leads to flaming posts! That's just wrong! The only way to make the question clear and unmistakeable is to have a ton of text explaining its every nuance.
 

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Dear God,

George Dubya... *sigh*

Srsly wtf was you thinkings?

SinCELERY, (Goes great w/SinPEANUTBUTTER)
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Some of the questions on there are too great.

"How do you pronounce your name"

I mean, 10 questions will be asked, and someone asks something like that.
 

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God replied!
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QUOTE said:
cardyology Posted Today, 06:41 PM
 Dear God,

When will the Wiikey update be released?

Yours sincerely

Cards.
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"Dear Cardyology,

Your question about the firmware update for the Wiikey mod chip has even I, the almighty one stumped.

Perhaps you could refer you query down to my arch rival and nemesis, Satan.
Im confident that he can provide you with the exact date & time that hell will "freeze-over" which, if I am not mistaken should coincide with the release of the update that you and many other mere mortals over at GBATemp.net so desire.

Now I must bid you farewell as I have lots of work to do upgrading our servers for the official release of Heaven 2.0.

Yours omnipotently (sp)

God. "
 
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