Arrrgh! Nobody Makes What I Want!!!

[The Real Jdbye]

I just want a 3DS PlayStation emulator that runs full speed.

That, and world domination.

You'll have to pick one.

 

[Shadowfied]

A viable Unix or even Unix-like operating system for the desktop that isn't macOS.

Arch called.

 

[Deleted User]

A clothing line that is hyped but cheap, but with lots of stock.
A well made and up to 2018 standards Switch.
A good and relatively cheap GBA flashcart.
A J-Drama and Japanese movies website to watch them subtitled at 1080p (bonus if able to download).
Steroids without bad side-effects.
A pill to stimulate the body into entering fat burning mode, like if you're doing cardio (this exists, but it still needs human experimentation done).
Human augmentation Deus Ex style.
FullDive and Augma style AR.
That's all I can think of right now.

 

[JellyPerson]

A viable Unix or even Unix-like operating system for the desktop that isn't macOS.

Ubuntu is practically the Windows of linux distros, they even have their own support number
Canonical is extremely gay tho

 

[spotanjo3]

I want 2d girls to be real

You are pervert! LOL!

 

[JellyPerson]

hentai girls irl would be cool

 

[Viri]

An RTS like Ogre Battle 64, and Soul Nomad and the World Eaters, where you build up a huge army of characters and customize them and equip them. Sadly Ogre Battle is a dead ip

 

[RustInPeace]

I also want a metal band that did every sub-genre as one, or if that's too difficult, just do 1 Thrash album, 1 Power Metal album, 1 Death Metal album, all under the same band name too. I think that'd be interesting and would immediately set a new band apart from others, which is a feat considering trends in metal.

 

[JellyPerson]

I would also love if Humanz was more like the other Gorillaz albums
cant wait for their tv show at least

 

[hobbledehoy899]

Arch called.

Ubuntu is practically the Windows of linux distros, they even have their own support number

I said viable.

 

[MeAndHax]

i just want a gf that likes me

 

[Deleted User]

You'll have to pick one.

World domination.

That way, I could force my slaves to code it for me.

 

[The Real Jdbye]

World domination.

That way, I could force my slaves to code it for me.

You can't. That's part of the stipulation.
You can have world domination but only in a world where full speed PSX emulators don't exist.

A good and relatively cheap GBA flashcart.
A J-Drama and Japanese movies website to watch them subtitled at 1080p (bonus if able to download).

The first would be the EZFlash Omega.
And Crunchyroll has Asian drama shows, unsure if it's just Japanese or other Asian countries as well (why you would want to watch them though I have no idea)

 

[Deleted User]

You can't. That's part of the stipulation.
You can have world domination but only in a world where full speed PSX emulators don't exist.

Fine. PSX Emulator.

 

[TeamScriptKiddies]

A viable Unix or even Unix-like operating system for the desktop that isn't macOS.

Linux, pick from and endless supply of flavors and carry on

 

[Shadowfied]

I said viable.

What is viable to you?
Viable to me is something that runs perfect every fucking day (aka not Windows). I've been running Arch on my laptop for work for 11 months now, using it like 8 hours a day to do my job, without anything breaking, never had to reinstall or mess about with anything.
It's also a breath of fresh air coming from Windows and having proper control of your computer, no fucking forced updates or reboots.

I feel like everyone saying Linux isn't "viable" have actually never tried it properly..

 

[VinsCool]

Teleportation, or physical changes at will would be cool.

 

[D34DL1N3R]

-An dedicated 7nm Amd Apu

https://www.englishpage.com/articles/a-vs-an.htm

 

[PrincessLillie]

Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness port for 3DS or Switch.

 

[brickmii82]

Hookers n blow. And a Switch modchip to be released....