Arrrgh! Nobody Makes What I Want!!!

[LightyKD]

Warning! Rant thread ahead!

Let's have some fun ranting about products we wish somebody would make, within reason. NO I'm not talking about a PS4 that will make you a sandwich (granted that would be nice).

I have two things I want.

1) a Windows 10 tablet between 6-8 inches...
- screen @720p
- 4 gigs of RAM
- a decent GPU/CPU chipset
- an internal fan
- all the I/O at the top or bottom of the tablet (when held in landscape position)
- TWO USB ports so that I can finally play and charge a damn tablet.
- and no more than 150 USD. With the Success of the switch, it boggles my mind that nobody has tried their hand at this.

2) Kids clothes in adult sizes. I swear, kids get the best damn tee shirts!

OK, who's next!

 

[lolboy]

Gameboy advance clone:
- Bigger
- Rechargeable
- Backlight
- SD slot for games (.gb, .gbc, .gba)

Price no more than 100 USD.

Sandwich making version: 150 USD.

 

[TR_mahmutpek]

-An dedicated 7nm Amd Apu
-cheap dan a4 sfx alternative mini itx case

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Warning! Rant thread ahead!

Let's have some fun ranting about products we wish somebody would make, within reason. NO I'm not talking about a PS4 that will make you a sandwich (granted that would be nice).

I have two things I want.

1) a Windows 10 tablet between 6-8 inches...
- screen @720p
- 4 gigs of RAM
- a decent GPU/CPU chipset
- an internal fan
- all the I/O at the top or bottom of the tablet (when held in landscape position)
- TWO USB ports so that I can finally play and charge a damn tablet.
- and no more than 150 USD. With the Success of the switch, it boggles my mind that nobody has tried their hand at this.

Look for a Surface Pro 3 on eBay. Most of them in your price range have broken digitizers, but if you're willing to do a screen swap or wait for an awesome deal it'd satisfy all of your desires

2) Kids clothes in adult sizes. I swear, kids get the best damn tee shirts!

OK, who's next!

Amazon, they have e v e r y t h i n g

 

[Mnecraft368]

I would want a remote controlled device that attaches to a switch dock and automatically switches gamecards so I dont have to do it.
I would also want a name change on GBATemp, but I got rejected.

 

[AlanJohn]

I want 2d girls to be real

 

[TotalInsanity4]

I want 2d girls to be real

Why would you want that? The sex would be horrifying

 

[RustInPeace]

Two things come to mind.

1.) An upgrade of Free Video To GIF converter that at least goes over 20FPS. That program is the quickest way for me to make GIFs, longer methods lead to better quality ones, which I've delved into, but then the drawback is limitations, for example Twitter having a 15MB size limit. Higher quality, bigger size, it becomes an inconvenience depending on where I share them. Of course this forum has an anti-GIF policy that's shit but moving on...

2.) Pokemon Showdowns metas being adapted to the console. Not Showdown ported to 3DS, I mean those rulesets and various metagames brought in to the current generation of Pokemon. In a sense, it's asking for more downloadable rules, since that's a feature in Gen 7. Even GameFreak doing their own tiering system would be neat. VGC, Battle Spot, need more different metas, and the monthly competitions can be lazy half the time, just using VGC rules, I have most fun on stuff such as their Little Cup thing where it was restricted to mons under a certain height. Variety is the spice of life basically.

 

[AlanJohn]

Why would you want that? The sex would be horrifying

You know what I want? I want D.va from Overwatch to be real. Every time I play that game, I cry because I know I'll never have a gf as perfect as D.va. Fuck it, I'll even play starcraft if that would make her real.

 

[CeeDee]

What kids shirts are better designed than an adult shirt?

You could always put your own design on redbubble or something, and buy it off there to get it custom printed.

 

[YuuB0t]

I want a new handheld that isn't from Nintendo or Sony

 

[LightyKD]

You know what I want? I want D.va from Overwatch to be real. Every time I play that game, I cry because I know I'll never have a gf as perfect as D.va. Fuck it, I'll even play starcraft if that would make her real.

Get a girlfriend, make her wear D Va cosplay, problem solved? lol

 

[hobbledehoy899]

A viable Unix or even Unix-like operating system for the desktop that isn't macOS.

 

[AlanJohn]

Get a girlfriend, make her wear D Va cosplay, problem solved? lol

Yeah that sounds possible.
Have ever seen D.va? She's got the PERFECT body. In fact, she is perfect in every way possible.
No 3D "girl" can even come close to her.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Yeah that sounds possible.
Have ever seen D.va? She's got the PERFECT body. In fact, she is perfect in every way possible.
No 3D "girl" can even come close to her.

I've seen quite a few with her body type. I think you're developing an unhealthy obsession

 

[DinohScene]

Have to admit on the clothes.
Then again, I have "custom" shirts... well that and bandshirts I guess.

 

[AlanJohn]

I've seen quite a few with her body type. I think you're developing an unhealthy obsession

Ugh. The body isn't even the most important part! It's the character, the face, the charisma, the accent, the skills, the super expensive mecha, etc.
There's no such thing as an unhealthy obsession over a fictional character. What's the worst that could happen? I convince myself that the only way I can become happy is to be with somebody that doesn't exist? H-ha ha...

 

[YTElias]

Yeah that sounds possible.
Have ever seen D.va? She's got the PERFECT body. In fact, she is perfect in every way possible.
No 3D "girl" can even come close to her.

ima go with tracer

 

[leonmagnus99]

You know what I want? I want D.va from Overwatch to be real. Every time I play that game, I cry because I know I'll never have a gf as perfect as D.va. Fuck it, I'll even play starcraft if that would make her real.

GG
i like dVA but i prefer .. old Ana

 

[Veho]

I would like more devices in the vein of GPD Win, GPD Pocket, Planet Gemini and so on. Something that doesn't run Android.

Why would you want that? The sex would be horrifying

Papercuts on the dick.