[April Fool's] Gateway Ultimate 5.0b released (sighax!)

[Kioku]

Why is Gateway still alive anyways?

This is actually a good thing.

 

[WiiUBricker]

Bad grammar gave it away. Try harder.

 

[Yepi69]

This is actually a good thing.

Stolen code is not a good thing not to mention that Gateway update is an April Fools post.

With AL9H, Luma and CIA installation around, I see no need for people to still be using Gateway.

 

[Kioku]

@Arck You should probably have familiarised yourself with GBAtemp's rules before creating this topic.

April Fools posts are banned (as surely you will be too shortly), because they encourage shitposting.

Anyhow on to my review:



lol this is my favourite line by far, what does that even mean?

a) The Gateway Team have a much better grip on the English language than you do. One instance of "futur" is a slip of the finger, and a failure to proofread, multiple instances are a clear indicator that you're still in the early stages of learning English.

b) You haven't got a fucking clue as to what sighax is or how it works. This is immediately clear only a few sentences in and really damages the plausibility of your troll attempt.

I score you 3/10, 3 for the entertainment that you realising you're about to get banned will bring me.

Somehow, I doubt a ban will occur.

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Stolen code is not a good thing not to mention that Gateway update is an April Fools post.

With AL9H, Luma and CIA installation around, I see no need for people to still be using Gateway.

That's a cool story and all.. but people still DO use their cards. It's a fantastic thing that Gateway is still supporting their hardware. Shit talk em all you like, won't change the fact they're still here.

Oh, and before you wrongly assume... I couldn't give a shit about the GW team really.

 

[BADDINOROX99]

April fools really?

 

[kublai]

That was good. I fell for it hard!!!!

 

[YourHero]

As soon as I read works on any firmware I knew it was a joke. Not like anyone needs gateway anymore.

 

[McWhiters9511]

As soon as I read works on any firmware I knew it was a joke. Not like anyone needs gateway anymore.

there are plenty of people who still use it. myself included.

 

[CrimsonMaple]

Tfw you are so used to editing that you start critiquing other people's writing online.

 

[TariqSoftDev]

My head feels like it's gonna go boom, is this a joke or not? DID BRICK WAY JUST DO THIS?

 

[McWhiters9511]

My head feels like it's gonna go boom, is this a joke or not? DID BRICK WAY JUST DO THIS?

this thread was a joke

 

[TariqSoftDev]

this thread was a joke

I was having a mental breakdown for a second, thx

 

[Xiantyl]

Lmao at the first response, xD

 

[Distrance]

Bad grammar gave it away. Try harder.

Implying the people who write articles over at Gateway actually have good grammar.

Hint: they don't.

 

[McWhiters9511]

Implying the people who write articles over at Gateway actually have good grammar.

Hint: they don't.

im sure some arent native english speakers.

 

[TariqSoftDev]

im sure some arent native english speakers.

You forgot your capital "I" and your punctuation mark in "aren't".

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Oh and capital E for English.

 

[McWhiters9511]

You forgot your capital "I" and your punctuation mark in "aren't".

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Oh and capital E for English.

 

[WiiUBricker]

Implying the people who write articles over at Gateway actually have good grammar.

Hint: they don't.

Gateway's grammar is actually decent. Definitely not written by a chinese.

 

[shadowofdarkness]

"Gateway Ultimate 5.0b, featuring "sighax" !"

That is as far as I read before I knew for a fact it was a April Fools joke. They would never use the sighax name and prefer a name they made up to rebrand it.

 

[Arck]

damn people getting triggered by a simple april fool, lol.