Apple sacks 800 employees

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  1. Veho
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    Okay, so the iPhone price dropped $200, from $500 to $300. In a day. Smooth. That money then went to finance all the iPhones given out for free to full-time Apple employees.

    Anyway, in order to console all their customers who got ripped off while the phone was still $500, Apple is now giving $100 gift coupons, to be used in Apple stores, on iPhone paraphernalia, to everyone who bought their phone while it was still $500.

    So a couple of the aforementioned employees reasoned thusly: "I got an iPhone while it was still $500, gimme coupons for stuff". 800 employees in total, to be exact.

    That reasoning turned out to be a bit fuzzy, being severely impeded by greed, because, turns out, they might now get brutally sacked. [​IMG]

    Some might say Apple did all this as a sort of elimination process, to get rid of idiots among their staff. At an exchange rate of 1 iPhone per idiot, it was totally worth it.




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  2. ZAFDeltaForce

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    Serves them right. One must know where the limit is and how to keep within the limit. I'm glad they receive their proper penalties, otherwise as they say, "give him a foot and he'll ask for a mile"
     
  3. jimmy j

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  4. adgloride

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    Apple are a bunch of greedy bastards anyway and sell everything overpriced. They deserve to be ripped off. They should put it down to experience and not fire anyone.
     
  5. pkprostudio

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    This proves how idiots are the majority of the world population.
     
  6. pikachucrackpipe

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    wtf ipdone dropped again
    this rate next month i can get one for 100