Apple sacks 800 employees

[Veho]

Okay, so the iPhone price dropped $200, from $500 to $300. In a day. Smooth. That money then went to finance all the iPhones given out for free to full-time Apple employees.

Anyway, in order to console all their customers who got ripped off while the phone was still $500, Apple is now giving $100 gift coupons, to be used in Apple stores, on iPhone paraphernalia, to everyone who bought their phone while it was still $500.

So a couple of the aforementioned employees reasoned thusly: "I got an iPhone while it was still $500, gimme coupons for stuff". 800 employees in total, to be exact.

That reasoning turned out to be a bit fuzzy, being severely impeded by greed, because, turns out, they might now get brutally sacked.

Some might say Apple did all this as a sort of elimination process, to get rid of idiots among their staff. At an exchange rate of 1 iPhone per idiot, it was totally worth it.




Discuss.

 

[ZAFDeltaForce]

Serves them right. One must know where the limit is and how to keep within the limit. I'm glad they receive their proper penalties, otherwise as they say, "give him a foot and he'll ask for a mile"

 

[jimmy j]

RoboDave says...

 

[adgloride]

Apple are a bunch of greedy bastards anyway and sell everything overpriced. They deserve to be ripped off. They should put it down to experience and not fire anyone.

 

[pkprostudio]

This proves how idiots are the majority of the world population.

 

[pikachucrackpipe]

wtf ipdone dropped again
this rate next month i can get one for 100