Anybody find this in their spam folder?

[Deleted User]

No, because I don't give out my email to random strangers and scam sites. Or maybe i'm not special enough

But my neighbor DID email me!

 

[smileyhead]

Crunchyroll?




Weeb

I don't use it anymore. there's a reason it's in Spam.

 

[dragonblood9999]

No I usually get the random rich prince, cheap drugs, male enhancers, those random Russian girls that "seen"my profile on some site and want to get into my wallet) and viagra( a lot of them for some reason)

Edit: I just got this one

Sent from my SGH-I337M using Tapatalk

 

[RustInPeace]

I get e-mails about girls wanting their pussies eaten.

 

[VinsCool]

I get nothing. Normal inbox of my usual things, no spam mail.
I guess I'm lucky?

 

[chrisrlink]

View attachment 86721
Aww, I'm not part of the Kool Kidz Klub.

is that ment to be funny/racist?

 

[Seriel]

is that ment to be funny/racist?

No

 

[chrisrlink]

good cause I ain't laughing

 

[smileyhead]

is that ment to be funny/racist?

No

good cause I ain't laughing

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btw yes, it was a shitty joke, but I guess it was a bit too shitty

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but then again, the perfect joke that makes everyone laugh doesn't exist, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[ov3rkill]

Why didn't I get this cool email? Is there a way to unlock this achievement?

 

[migles]

so, am i the only one who didn't get this exact spam???
D:
i got too many fake whats app voicemails... like wtf, that app doesn't have voicemails lol

 

[tbb043]

All I get in my spam folder is offers for pills that will let me use my dick to slap people. Which I really don't need to do.

 

[supergamer368]

I've got this message quite a few times, then there's the fake b*tch who "needs me" and it just so happens right next to that is promos for magical dick pills. Other than that, I get "Is your neighbor a sex offender" (See EoF) and promo stuff from R4 sites.

 

[Hurtz007]

Maybe we should change this thread to "most amusing spam emails you've ever seen"

 

[supergamer368]

dick pills aren't amusing. they're
MAGICAL!

 

[ScienceBETCH]

well my spam folder is full of youtube emails so...
i cant tell if i got something like that

 

[The Real Jdbye]

I get a lot of spam, but I haven't gotten that particular one.

For the first time in about 7 years, I got an email from someone claiming to have a nice amount of cash on an atm card. Lol

This one?

Attention: Beneficiary.


Your ATM (Automated Teller Machines) Swift Card Mode of payment was introduced / constituted by the World Bank, IMF, FBI and UN to fight and avert scams due to fraudulent activities going on within the African Region and around the world so it is for your own good interest as we understand the difficulties of economic time that exist today and would like to repay this obligation for your plan designed to meet your budgetary need, this is to enable beneficiaries receive their fund without any hitches or interference as the International Monetary Fund (IMF) is protecting all World CITIZENS.

Note that your payment was not effected as a result of official negligence as many abnormalities had happened in the Banks where some top officials of the apex Banks collaborate with impostors who are carrying fake portfolios with levies misled and misguided you about the position of your fund and having the opportunity to extort money from you that made it too long up till date. I want you to follow my instructions for once and begin to smile. I will feel so unhappy if you loose this opportunity to receive your fund.

The good news now is that your payment has been uploaded into your ATM Swift Card, and is ready for immediate use. Go ahead and contact ATM Card Counsellor Office immediately you receive this mail so that he will advise you on what next to do in making sure that you receive your Original ATM Card:

Contact Person: Mr.Mr Uzoma Dozie
Group Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer
Email Address: [email protected]

As a matter of urgency, you should send him the below information's so that he will be able to deliver your original ATM Card to you:

1. Your Full Names.
2. Your Receiving Address.
3. Your Mobile Telephone Number.

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation

Regards,

Mrs. Caroline Anyanwu

 

[Lightyose]

How do people waste time on spams? Instead of spam, help for once at least...

 

[ov3rkill]

How do people waste time on spams? Instead of spam, help for once at least...

The Nigerian prince disagrees. It's his job and he is dedicated to it.

 

[Deleted User]

The spam emails I get are always lame.
"Attached is the document you wanted."
"Receipt for [fake order number]."