Any funny fortune cookie fortunes

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Mar 25, 2011
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    anyway i bought a packet of fortune cookies and found this fortune in it "Confucius say: if you think we're going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper you are crazy." and that made me wonder if anyone else has ever found a funny fortune.
     
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    From google right ??
     
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    Im not even kidding. My friend got that and i though he was joking so i ripped it out of his hand and thats exactly what it said lol
     

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