Another funny joke

[Jhongerkong]

Ok, ok, so my last joke was misunderstood as being unfunny. This ones a bit funnier but it aint for the kiddies.

So 3 old ladies are sitting on a bench when a guy comes up and flashes them. One of the ladies has a stroke, the 2nd lady has a stroke, and the 3rd lady wouldve had a stroke but her legs were tired.

 

[Shinji]

Are these jokes any funnier in another language?

 

[wzeroc]

well actually, they are funny. but only if you picture the situation while reading them. ehehhehehe...still, the monkey business was good, though. i had a chuckle...

 

[Shinji]

maybe i'm just in a bad mood right now. the monkey one was a little funny. >_>

 

[Jhongerkong]

FINALLY!

Some people who understand the humor of the monkey joke!

 

[notnarb]

At first I didn't get it, but now I do

. It could have a better execution, ie, the third one would have had a stroke but he was to far for her to reach

 

[Hiratai]

I don't get your jokes.

 

[Shinji]

A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every time the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde 50 dollars. So the lawyer asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the blonde pays the lawyer five dollars. The blonde then asks him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thinks about it, but finally gives up and pays the blonde 50 dollars. Then the lawyer asked her what the answer was and without a word the blonde gave the lawyer five dollars.

 

[Hiratai]

A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every time the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde 50 dollars. So the lawyer asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the blonde pays the lawyer five dollars. The blonde then asks him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thinks about it, but finally gives up and pays the blonde 50 dollars. Then the lawyer asked her what the answer was and without a word the blonde gave the lawyer five dollars.

That was semi-funny. If it were in real life, and you were like "Get it?...GET IT!?" then it would be hilarious.

 

[Shinji]

insert joke here...

That was semi-funny. If it were in real life, and you were like "Get it?...GET IT!?" then it would be hilarious.

I was...you didnt look behind you to see me saying that

 

[notnarb]

OK GUYZ, HE WUZ TALKIN 'BOUT STROKIN THE PENIS. SHE DIDN't FEEL LIEK GETTING UP TO STROKE IT CUZ HER LEGZ WERE TIRED. GIT IT NAOW?

 

[rhyguy]

OK GUYZ, HE WUZ TALKIN 'BOUT STROKIN THE PENIS. SHE DIDN't FEEL LIEK GETTING UP TO STROKE IT CUZ HER LEGZ WERE TIRED. GIT IT NAOW?

no, i need a 10000 word essay

your jokessss are lame

 

[MadBob]

At least now i know what happened to bob monkhouse's joke books in the 12 months they were missing.

 

[zeppo]

At least now i know what happened to bob monkhouse's joke books in the 12 months they were missing.

um. burned?