All I want for Chrismas is some glittering poop?

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by Phillyman, Dec 12, 2007.

  1. Phillyman
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    WTF? Is this suppose to be for rich people that can wipe their ass's with $100 bills?


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    http://dvice.com/archives/2007/12/gold_pill_makes.php/
     
  2. hanman

    hanman I'm a pretty lucky guy

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    hmmm...maybe i should market a $4000 gold encrusted cheeseburger
     
  3. xcalibur

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    well, seeing as having bling braces even when theres nothing wrong with your teeth seems to be a rage in america at the moment (i know a guy who bought them because all his "gangsta" friends did) this will probably sell too
     
  4. shaunj66

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    I'd like to punch whoever buys this straight in the face.
     
  5. Veho

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    Same here. That kind of thing is like literally wiping your ass with thousand dollar bills. [​IMG]


    EDIT: Argh, it's exactly what the OP said... [​IMG]

    Seriously, whoever buys this deserves to be brutally beaten. [​IMG]
     
  6. moozxy

    moozxy hamboning

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    OMG I just had an epiphany while reading this... 2GIRLS1CUP... GOLDEN POO EDITION.
     
  7. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    My eeeeeyessss [​IMG]


    ...must... stab... brain...
     
  8. BoneMonkey

    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    isnt gold poisonous ?
     
  9. Takeshi

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    This is just silly. Those people thinking of buying this shit should donate their money to whoever it may help! I mean, come on, how many people are starving to death each day and some others are eating gold?!! [​IMG]

    This world is really a nice place nowadays.

    QFT!
     
  10. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Nope, it's inert. Gold leaf is a popular decoration on desserts and in drinks because it's sparkly. Maybe if you eat several pounds of the stuff...
     
  11. enarky

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    Looking at the crap that news outlets call "news" nowadays I'd go for the social commentary. And gullible journalists like the one from Phillyman's quote really fall for that bullshit.

    I wouldn't be surprised if some c- or d-class "celebrities" would try to get some of these, just to market themselves.
     
  12. lookout

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    Make that a Double punch...
     
  13. Shinji

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    up next, Gold-encrusted Splashers gum, paint your mouth gold

    XD
     
  14. Mewgia

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    OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND

    Sorry, I had to.
     
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