ALANJOHN - THE GAME

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  1. AlanJohn
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    HEY MOTHERFUCKER WANNA PLAY THE BEST FUCKING INDIE GAME SINCE UNDERTALE? THEN YOU'VE CAME TO THE RIGHT THREAD!
    INTRODUCING: ALIEN JOHN - THE GAME! (Title not Final) (Alpha)
    HTML5 EDITION(Firefox doesnt work well, it fucks up the sound, use chrome) Any 64bit browser will work

    CONTROLS:
    LEFT RIGHT = ARROW KEYS
    JUMP = SPACEBAR
    SHOOT = Z
    PAUSE = ESCAPE
    not currently working

    FOR ONLY 19.99 YOU CAN PRE-PURCHASE MY GAME, WHICH I MADE COMPLETELY BY MYSELF, USING RESOURCES THAT ARE COMPLETELY MINE.
    FEATURING:
    ARTWORK BY ALANJOHN
    MUSIC BY ALANJOHN
    A REVOLUTIONARY PLATFORMING ENGINE BY ALANJOHN (and @NicEXE helped me a bit)
    "THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING HARD" - PEOPLE WHO PLAYED IT
    "WOW ALANJOHN IS A MASTERMIND, IF I WAS GABE NEWELL I WOULD TOTALLY GET HIM TO WORK FOR VALVE" - GABE NEWELL
    "THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER DONE. TIME TO KILL MYSELF" - CREATOR OF UNDERTALE TOBY FOX
    "IT'S OK 10/10" IGN
    "PROBABLY MOST PROGRESSIVE GAME OF 2016 SO FAR" - KOTAKU

    08/02/16: UPDATED GAME BINARIES TO RUN SMOOTHER, MIGHT FIX MAC OS BUGS. I CAN'T EXPORT TO MAC OSX BECAUSE YOU NEED A MAC FOR THAT AND A DEV SUBSCRIPTION FROM APPLE THAT COSTS 99$ A YEAR. APPLE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES.

    EDIT: HTML5 EDITION


     
    Last edited by AlanJohn, Feb 12, 2016
  2. ihaveamac

    ihaveamac GBAtemp Guru

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    it crashed when trying to go to the next level in wine

    I guess it is the hardest game ever when it's literally impossible to continue?
     
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  3. GhostLatte

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    It should be called the AnalJohn Game.
     
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    CIAwesome526 Im ugly and im proud

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    i rate it [​IMG]/10
     
  5. AlanJohn
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    Game has been updated to include more levels (twice as more than previous release!) Graphics/Sound and stability improved.
    Also, html5 version for non-windows users.
     
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  6. AlanJohn
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    NEW FEATURE: PRESS 'Z' TO SHOOT!
     
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    GhostLatte Yet Another Shitposter

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    Fake and gay.
     
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    Bubsy Bobcat halloween peener

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    it ok 10/10 internationalfational network of video game
     
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    I rate it 6/9 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
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  10. xtheman

    xtheman GBAtemp Guru

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    THIS :shit: IS GOOD. 10 STARS (Out of 100)
     
  11. AlanJohn
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    NEW UPDATE!
    -ADDED PARTICLE EFFECTS
    -ADDED HP FOR ENEMIES
    -ADDED BOSS ENEMY IN FINAL STAGE, 1 HIT = YOU DEAD
    -ADDED OPTION TO DOWNLOAD THE LATEST .EXE
     
  12. Blue_Mew

    Blue_Mew Shiny Mew!

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    11/10 NO NOKIA BRICK SUPPORT :angry:
    :shit::shit::shit:
     
  13. VinsCool

    VinsCool Comfortably Numb

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    Played the html5 version.

    It was decently well made. GG AnalJohn!
     
  14. AlanJohn
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    UPDATED!:
    -ADDED HEALTH METER
    -IMPROVED ENEMY AI
    -GAME IS NOW HARDER
    -HTML5 VERSION CURRENTLY NOT WORKING, DOWNLOAD .EXE UNTIL FTP IS FIXED.
    -IMPROVED SOUND
    -ADDED A PISTOL UPGRADE!
     
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    UPDATED AGAIN
    -HTML5 WORKING
    -GAME STILL BUGGY WITH SOUND ON ALL BROWSERS, .EXE IS RECOMMENDED EVEN FOR NON-WINDOWS USERS IF ENCOUNTERING HTML5 BUGS
    -NEW PISTOL THAT ALLOWS YOU TO SHOOT UP AND DOWN
    -IMPROVED ENEMY AI
    -IMPROVED GRAPHICS:
    • PARALLAX SCROLLING
    • IMPROVED TILE GRAPHICS
    -BETTER BOSS AI
    -YOU CAN ACTUALLY BEAT THE BOSS NOW
    -ADDED NEW LEVEL
     
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