ALANJOHN - THE GAME

[AlanJohn]

HEY MOTHERFUCKER WANNA PLAY THE BEST FUCKING INDIE GAME SINCE UNDERTALE? THEN YOU'VE CAME TO THE RIGHT THREAD!
INTRODUCING: ALIEN JOHN - THE GAME! (Title not Final) (Alpha)
HTML5 EDITION(Firefox doesnt work well, it fucks up the sound, use chrome) Any 64bit browser will work

CONTROLS:
LEFT RIGHT = ARROW KEYS
JUMP = SPACEBAR
SHOOT = Z
PAUSE = ESCAPEnot currently working

FOR ONLY 19.99 YOU CAN PRE-PURCHASE MY GAME, WHICH I MADE COMPLETELY BY MYSELF, USING RESOURCES THAT ARE COMPLETELY MINE.
FEATURING:
ARTWORK BY ALANJOHN
MUSIC BY ALANJOHN
A REVOLUTIONARY PLATFORMING ENGINE BY ALANJOHN (and @NicEXE helped me a bit)
"THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING HARD" - PEOPLE WHO PLAYED IT
"WOW ALANJOHN IS A MASTERMIND, IF I WAS GABE NEWELL I WOULD TOTALLY GET HIM TO WORK FOR VALVE" - GABE NEWELL
"THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER DONE. TIME TO KILL MYSELF" - CREATOR OF UNDERTALE TOBY FOX
"IT'S OK 10/10" IGN
"PROBABLY MOST PROGRESSIVE GAME OF 2016 SO FAR" - KOTAKU

08/02/16: UPDATED GAME BINARIES TO RUN SMOOTHER, MIGHT FIX MAC OS BUGS. I CAN'T EXPORT TO MAC OSX BECAUSE YOU NEED A MAC FOR THAT AND A DEV SUBSCRIPTION FROM APPLE THAT COSTS 99$ A YEAR. APPLE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES.

EDIT: HTML5 EDITION

 

[ihaveahax]

it crashed when trying to go to the next level in wine

I guess it is the hardest game ever when it's literally impossible to continue?

 

[GhostLatte]

It should be called the AnalJohn Game.

 

[CIAwesome526]

i rate it

/10

 

[AlanJohn]

Game has been updated to include more levels (twice as more than previous release!) Graphics/Sound and stability improved.
Also, html5 version for non-windows users.

 

[AlanJohn]

NEW FEATURE: PRESS 'Z' TO SHOOT!

 

[GhostLatte]

Fake and gay.

 

[Bubsy Bobcat]

it ok 10/10 internationalfational network of video game

 

[GhostLatte]

it ok 10/10 internationalfational network of video game

I rate it 6/9 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[xtheman]

THIS IS GOOD. 10 STARS (Out of 100)

 

[AlanJohn]

NEW UPDATE!
-ADDED PARTICLE EFFECTS
-ADDED HP FOR ENEMIES
-ADDED BOSS ENEMY IN FINAL STAGE, 1 HIT = YOU DEAD
-ADDED OPTION TO DOWNLOAD THE LATEST .EXE

 

[Blue]

11/10 NO NOKIA BRICK SUPPORT

 

[VinsCool]

Played the html5 version.

It was decently well made. GG AnalJohn!

 

[AlanJohn]

UPDATED!:
-ADDED HEALTH METER
-IMPROVED ENEMY AI
-GAME IS NOW HARDER
-HTML5 VERSION CURRENTLY NOT WORKING, DOWNLOAD .EXE UNTIL FTP IS FIXED.
-IMPROVED SOUND
-ADDED A PISTOL UPGRADE!

 

[AlanJohn]

UPDATED AGAIN
-HTML5 WORKING
-GAME STILL BUGGY WITH SOUND ON ALL BROWSERS, .EXE IS RECOMMENDED EVEN FOR NON-WINDOWS USERS IF ENCOUNTERING HTML5 BUGS
-NEW PISTOL THAT ALLOWS YOU TO SHOOT UP AND DOWN
-IMPROVED ENEMY AI
-IMPROVED GRAPHICS:

• PARALLAX SCROLLING
• IMPROVED TILE GRAPHICS

-BETTER BOSS AI
-YOU CAN ACTUALLY BEAT THE BOSS NOW
-ADDED NEW LEVEL