Advantages of being DRAGONZORD

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  1. The Teej
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    1. You get to blow shit up and pretend it was "evil fake" dragonzord
    2. You can survive both underwater and on land
    3. If you're tired, somone else can control you while you take a rest
    4. Free rent
    5. You're not tied down to that "You're limited to one season" clause bullshit.
    6. Bitches dig dragons.
     


  2. Deletable_Man

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    I don't get it.
     
  3. The Teej
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    [​IMG]

    ^ Dragonzord
     
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  5. Artheido

    Artheido GBAtemp Fan

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    I'm guessing it's a Cartoon/Transformers/Power Ranger thing since it has 'Zord' at the end.

    EDIT: Power Rangers it is...

    I don't get it either =[
     
  6. The Teej
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    You you win an fraction of an internet!
     
  7. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    OMG DRAGONZORD!

    7. You get to be the coolest Zord.
    8. You can beat the shit out of all the other rangers.
     
  8. The Teej
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    9. Your pilot alone is badass enough to take on your arch-rival, the Megazord.
     
  9. fischju

    fischju Rehabilitated Jaywalker

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    I don't remember it looking so bad when I watched it....
     
  10. The Teej
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    Everything looks bad in still images, besides, you've got RFAA (Retro-fitted Anti-Aliasing) on. The acting is pretty bad, looking back. I still say it's better then the shit they pull out now, though.
     
  11. moozxy

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    That bulge makes all the other Zords jealous.
     
  12. The Teej
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    I can't believe I never noticed that until now [​IMG]
     
  13. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    You were a kid back then

    Though I have to admit that even though its shit now, its pure heavin for a little child.
    Cackling evil villians, good guys who can nija the shit out of anyone, awesome weapons which could combine it to one even more awesome weapon, giant frikking robots which can combine to an even larger frikkin robot with a frikkin giant sword and an awesome metal riff in the opening.
    what else could anyone want?>
     
  14. CockroachMan

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    lol.. this topic was really unexpected [​IMG]

    Funny thing, here in Brazil we use to call ugly women "dragon".. I remember using Dragonzord to tease some girls at my school.. saying stuff like "Hey! The green ranger must be around!" when they were close XP
     
  15. The Teej
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    Maybe I'm just asking too much out of a kids show. I think the major difference is that when I was a kid, the guys who were the power rangers were the power rangers for like 4 and a half years, you really got to connect and invest in them. These days it's some jokers appearing for a few months jumping around in VG-esque slow motion.

    Dino Thunder was alright because once again, it had a character I could refer too (admittedly, I decided to watch the whole series because I was feeling nostalgic [​IMG])

    EDIT: CockroachMan, that's mean and yet, hilarious at the same time. I bet it pissed them off well bad [​IMG]
    EDIT: Also, The Teej always does unexpected shit. That's how he rolls.
     
  16. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    [​IMG]

    He was pretty awesome as the white ranger too.
    This guy is so epic, when you type in "green ranger" on google images, the first page is dedicated to tommy!

    [​IMG]
    White ranger is awesome too.
     
  17. The Teej
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    Fuck me that's a big picture of the green ranger, damn. Tommy will always be the true Green Ranger, the rest are just ph4kers. White Ranger was good, but the Green Ranger always had that unpredictability about him, you know?

    Best part from the older series was when White Ranger and Green Ranger were fighting each other, you just can't get that stuff anymore. The same ranger fighting their former selves. Totally badass.
     
  18. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    I totally remember that fight. I loved how there were sparks each time a hit connected.
    I hate the new power rangers because from the old ones, it was all pure martial arts and you needed to be qualified.
    But now its just special effects and slow motion...
     
  19. moozxy

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    The best thing I remember from Power Rangers, was when Zordon woke up in the movie, it was so funny I rewatched that scene over and over.
     
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    Warning: Spoilers inside!
    after watching the video