Advantages of being a woman ^^

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Apr 11, 2008

Advantages of being a woman ^^ by Elisa_ at 5:15 AM (5,030 Views / 0 Likes) 60 replies

  1. Elisa_
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    Why it's better to be a Woman!

    1. We got off the Titanic first.

    2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

    3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

    4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

    5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

    6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

    7. Taxis stop for us.

    8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

    9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

    10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

    11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

    12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

    13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

    14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

    15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

    16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

    17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

    18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

    19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

    20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

    21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

    22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

    23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

    24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

    25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

    26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

    27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

    28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

    29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

    30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
     


  2. Awdofgum

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    Girl Power!
     
  3. Harpuia

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    31. There are no women on the internet.
     
  4. DarkAura

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    But there's the pain of birth.
     
  5. Orc

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    So it's an advantage for women to stereotype, be dumb and slutty? [​IMG] I beg to differ...(and a majority of women too I bet.)
     
  6. Bob Evil

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    All men on the internet are men.

    All women on the internet are men.

    All children on the internet are FBI agents.
     
  7. Awdofgum

    Member Awdofgum Wadofgum

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    [​IMG] Exactly
     
  8. scubersteve

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    Even though a lot of women "beg to differ"...
    Most of them still are "dumb and slutty" on purpose =/
     
  9. Orc

    Member Orc ‎(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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    I forgot that it works almost flawlessly in America. [​IMG]
     
  10. JPH

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    Don't have to lug around a sack all day (wait, wtf?)

    Can use sexiness to use and control men.
     
  11. Zarcon

    Former Staff Zarcon .:~Enigmatic Wanderer~:.

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    So before anyone questions why I bothered retorting...I'm bored. Doesn't matter if this is a joke topic or not. =P
     
  12. fischju

    Member fischju Rehabilitated Jaywalker

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    Advantage of being a man: Science has proved that the average male IQ is 5 points higher than a female of equivelent race, age, and background.


    pwnd.
     
  13. WeaponXxX

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    What you refer to as "slutty" can also be considered self empowered. There are two types of society out there:

    Society Type 1
    "Dhurg we believe in religion and therefor must be ashamed to have sex and shall raise our kids to be ashamed of sex"

    and

    Society Type 2
    "Hmmm we believe the religion thing to be a hoax and shall now actually enjoy our life. Men can have multiple partners and will hence forth be known as a stud while women shall be kept in the dark and we will call them sluts if they try and learn about their body.

    I won't knock society type 1 as you guys can do as you wish but society 2 is a bunch of fucking douche bags. You can go out and rock it with 3 hotties but if a girl does it your gonna knock her for it. god forbid you actually get into bed with a girl who knows wtf she wants, god forbid you get into bed with a girl who knows the difference between good sex and bad sex. Hey I got an idea! Lets make all girls insecure about exploring their sexual side by calling them whores their whole life and that way there is a greater chance we can all hook up with sexually confused chicks. Well lets not forget about the psychological damage because Scubersteve will one day get his whistle wet, years of the girl being trained that sex is bed will lead her to a world of confusion, she'll feel dirty and slutty and then she get drunk at a party and let some guy take advantage of her, after all she has already been tainted. OMG now she feels even more dirty, she is a dirty DIRTY little slut. How did she get this way, how will she get out, why does everyone keep calling her a whore?

    eh rant off
     
  14. scubersteve

    scubersteve Newbie

    Wha-HEY!
    Why are you quoting me?
    I was quoting Orc >_>
     
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    What, men and women are equals?
    Blasphemy!
    XD
     
  17. tinymonkeyt

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    the fact that this isnt in testing?
    (lol. watch. the mods will move it in 3..2....)
     
  18. Zarcon

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    ...you know what?
    -moves-

    Since this is a joke topic now even if it wasn't intended initially. XD
     
  19. tinymonkeyt

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    dangnabit :]
     
  20. distorted.freque

    Member distorted.freque I'm getting mixed signals here!

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    Women can float more easily than men. Basic knowledge.
     

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