Advantages of being a MAN

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Apr 11, 2008

Advantages of being a MAN by Esh at 6:13 AM (6,343 Views / 0 Likes) 86 replies

  1. Esh
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    1) I can open my own fucking jars
     


  2. fischju

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    2) Men make more money than women
     
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    I'm going to nip this real quick.
    Try not to be so negative against women even if that other topic rubs you the wrong way.
    Don't inadvertently prove something they have an upper hand on, haha.
     
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    Not in red light districts they don't.
     
  5. distorted.freque

    Member distorted.freque I'm getting mixed signals here!

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    Does that mean that all men can open jars? And does that mean that all women are incapable of opening jars? Or maybe only real MEN can open jars...

    Any statistics on the second one?
     
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    3) There are men on the internet.
     
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    That is an advantage of being a gay man....
     
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    Oops. I was just posting the opposite of my other post but now I see it [​IMG]
     
  9. Esh
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    It's just a joke thread people...

    Offtopic and I just thought it would be comical.
     
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    It is in the testing area...
     
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    One word makes a world of difference in tone.
    And that one word would be "fucking" in your case. [​IMG]
     
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    I'd have to say peeing in the bushes is a lot easier as a man.
    Then again they get the comfort to have a nice minute sit down. So both have their advantages.

    No back aches when I walk from gigantic tits?
    But then I do get that terrible feeling when the end of my balls hit each other. About the worse pain in the world. So again each is pros to cons.

    Seriously child birth has no appeal to me, I do not wish for it, do not dream of it, do not want it. Yet some women love being a mother and the bond her and her child share. But hey lol thats not me so my advantage of being a man is reproducing does not cause me to get stretch marks, have my asshole rip, shit on a table in a room full of strangers, and pop a 10.5 lb baby out of an area my lover usually likes to play in.
     
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    You don't bleed from your ass.
     
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    What about butt pirates?
     
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    you will if i kick it ^.^
     
  16. Esh
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    The "fucking" was just added to make it seem more manly...in a joking way



    [22:13] http://gbatemp.net/index.php?showtopic=82059
    [22:13] Win!
    [22:14] had to add the fucking
     
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    Haha, I guess it's just the downside of the internet and the timing of this topic then.
    Hard to tell nuances when you're just reading. [​IMG]

    Carry on, don't let me spoil your fun. XD
     
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    Member distorted.freque I'm getting mixed signals here!

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    And here I was, looking for a good argument. [​IMG]
     
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    (??) Osteoporosis comes down on men less. [removed]
     
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    4) 0% chance of cervical cancer
     

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