1. Zhongtiao1

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    FLEX TAPE

    If we made a giant bridge of FLEX TAPE connecting to the mainland from the Hawaiian islands, then we wouldn't have to fly between the two. We also wouldn't have to worry about water deaths because FLEX TAPE works under water!

    FLEX TAPE will solve everything and save the day!

    Thanks FLEX TAPE!
     
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  3. AmandaRose

    AmandaRose Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan
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    Pretty sure the 4000 mile car journey would cost more for fuel that the airfare price would be lol.
     
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    See, that's why you creat a car oowered by flex glue. It's super adhesive, so it will never go away! No need to buy gas ever again!
     
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    If only they had Flex Tape in 1912
     
  6. keven3477

    keven3477 Fresh Prince of Lemonade
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    It's true, flex tape and flex products can solve all of the world's problems.
     
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    yeah, for example if we can flex tape the sky then no more bad storms :)
     
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    Noctosphere Adoptive father of Zelda
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    yea and no more storms leftover in Quebec :)
     
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    Holy cannoli, we're gonna need a lot of Flex Tape. We better get started!

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    Ew, metric system.

    The distance isn't an issue. With flex tape being super strong and working forever, it makes rconomical sense to buy everything now. It will pay out in the end! :)
     
  11. Noctosphere

    Noctosphere Adoptive father of Zelda
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    EW imperial system you mean
    why Ewing the metric system when the entire world use it, except only 3 country
    xd
     
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    Maybe so, but the imperial system made the US into the strongest nation on earth. The UK was the strongest nation when they used the imperial system
     
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    Noctosphere Adoptive father of Zelda
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    hahaha yea... no...
     
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    History shows it. The imperial system has made countries stronger.

    We all know that flex tape will make countries even stronger though
     
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    whoa whoa whoa, you're thinking too small there. With the power of flex tape, we can make a bridge to anywhere in the world. What you wanna do is make a bridge spanning both the Pacific and Atlantic oceans made of flex tape. Then, whenever someone wants to cross one of your bridges, charge 'em $10 a pop. You'll be the worlds richest man in no time. You could even solve global warming by using a mixture of flex tape and flex seal to make a wall around the glaciers to hold in all the water when they melt! Or even easier, just tape the glacier back together using the power of flex tape!
     
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    We could run a highway across the Equator.
     
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    First we'll make that bridge. Then once we make enough money from that bridge, We can make all sorts of smaller bridges and rake in the dough. We could make a triangle of bridges connecting mainland Asia, Japan, and Australia together, for example. The possibilities are endless! Our bridges will be so cheap that we'll put all the airlines right out of business!
     
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    Woooooooowww!!

    All this with the power of flex tape! I knew it was the perfect idea! We wouldn't have to keep killing trees anymore either, because of flex tape! We can just tape everything together!
     
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