A serious thread, too many african american burn victims get white skin grafts.

[Xuphor]

Too many african americans are forced to get white skin grafts when they need them desperatly. The reason is simple (and not racist): there are more white/asians/not-black people in most countries, therefore there are fewer black skin graft donaters.

Here is a picture of a (very skinny/hungry) African person that was forced to get a white skin graft on their arm (heavily cropped and light reduced, so as to not be too gruesome to view):

Spoiler

It's pretty bad, after even a very very short amount of time, you can see that the white skin and black skin starts to blend in with each other, but that actually causes some extremely serious medical problems. You see, the pigments on a cellular level (to put it simply) don't like each other, and the skin cells will die shortly. This means that the black burn victim must get new skin grafts every month or so, until a black skin graft donater actually steps forward and helps the poor victim.

Now, below are some pictures of what happens if the black person gets a white skin graft, but decides to discontinue getting a new white skin graft every month.
Please be warned, these pictures are EXTREMELY gruesome, they are not safe to open at work, and contain a lot of blood. You have been warned:

Spoiler

I'm just joking. About all of this. None of it's real. White skin grafts work just fine on a cellular with black people, and vice-versa. That image above? You just looked at a close up of a fancy horse dildo from a website I won't say here. Yes, it's a horse dildo.

So please, if you have any close black friends, convince them to donate some skin grafts to help other black people in need, even if they don't know who it is.

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

Too many african americans are forced to get white skin grafts when they need them desperatly. The reason is simple (and not racist): there are more white/asians/not-black people in most countries, therefore there are fewer black skin graft donaters.

Here is a picture of a (very skinny/hungry) African person that was forced to get a white skin graft on their arm (heavily cropped and light reduced, so as to not be too gruesome to view):

Spoiler

It's pretty bad, after even a very very short amount of time, you can see that the white skin and black skin starts to blend in with each other, but that actually causes some extremely serious medical problems. You see, the pigments on a cellular level (to put it simply) don't like each other, and the skin cells will die shortly. This means that the black burn victim must get new skin grafts every month or so, until a black skin graft donater actually steps forward and helps the poor victim.

Now, below are some pictures of what happens if the black person gets a white skin graft, but decides to discontinue getting a new white skin graft every month.
Please be warned, these pictures are EXTREMELY gruesome, they are not safe to open at work, and contain a lot of blood. You have been warned:

Spoiler

I'm just joking. About all of this. None of it's real. White skin grafts work just fine on a cellular with black people, and vice-versa. That image above? You just looked at a close up of a fancy horse dildo from a website I won't say here. Yes, it's a horse dildo.

So please, if you have any close black friends, convince them to donate some skin grafts to help other black people in need, even if they don't know who it is.

Uhm..... 2.5/5. Super confused. I know that picture you have isn't...

Spoiler: I shit you not, he is right

Really want to find it? Google Image search this and type "horse" into the description. 4.5/5 thread. Keep it up Xuphor

 

[Rydian]

Could have used a more in-your-face punchline... but it was a good stunt and you put more effort into this than most EoFers do.

8/10.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Uhm..... 2.5/5. Super confused. I know that picture you have isn't...

Spoiler: I shit you not, he is right

Really want to find it? Google Image search this and type "horse" into the description. 4.5/5 thread. Keep it up Xuphor

I find it funny you judge Xuphors posts/threads when I've yet to see you post something that isn't shit. Just saying.

Anyways...did someone say...Dildo?

 

[Deleted_171835]

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[Deleted member 318366]

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[Ubuntuの刀]

I find it funny you judge Xuphors posts/threads when I've yet to see you post something that isn't shit. Just saying.

Anyways...did someone say...Dildo?

Go blow urself.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Please, continue proving my point

 

[Forstride]

But really, Xuphor's threads are shit.

 

[Rydian]

But really, Xuphor's threads are shit.

I don't think this one is. It had a well-written lead in, and proper separation between the show and the punchline (given that it's spoilers in a sequence).

 

[Janthran]

I didn't read the spoilers until seeing that it was a joke in the comments.
Fo srs