a Poem, by me...

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Nov 8, 2012

a Poem, by me... by superspudz2000 at 6:50 AM (635 Views / 0 Likes) 11 replies

  1. superspudz2000
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    i wanted a new HD LCD TV and a PVR, but i dident have the Do-Ray-Me.
    in the AM, i drove my 4X4-4WD BMW with GPS to the ATM.
    the ATM was in the BLDG. on the BLVD
    i put my PIN in the ATM, to get 1K $US
    the store dident have LG HDMI HD LCD TVs....
    only LG LED HDMI HD TVs.
    it had no AUX. AV to play my VHS on my VCR.
    i bought a HD LCD TV, sent by FEDEX COD,
    but when it arrived it was DOA.
    so i got a RMA from the CSR.

    i asked the CSR....
    can i listen to R&B or AC/DC on MTV?
    can i watch OZ on HBO or BBC?
    i need TSN to watch my WWF and NCAA but not NBA,
    i dont care whos 1st 2nd or 3rd.
    CTV has CSI NY, and NCIS but no M.A.S.H. LOL
    my FAV. Sci-Fi is BSG or SG-1 or ST:TNG
    i have complete DVD of S1 of 24

    my old CRC is B&W, dont call NAACP. LOL

    i bought a new HP IBM PC with Win XP
    a DVD-R drive and SVGA GFX and USB.
    mine was so old it was from 1000 BC. LOL. ROTFL.

    will my PC play W.O.W. MMORPG 24/7?
    SOCOM is a good FPS, with a 1st Per. POV.
    i like a FPS about WW2 like COD.

    i dont like MAC or Atari ST
    did NASA invent the IBM PC? got me.

    i Ran AOL from the CD-ROM on my HP IBM PC with Win XP
    over Wi-Fi i opened IE, what did i see?
    there was a JPEG of S&M in HTML on IE on my IBM PC.
    that made me do a 360.
    so i pressed CTL ALT DEL to go to MS-DOS CMD.
    why is there JPGS of S&M in HTML on IE on my IBM PC with Win XP?

    i sent an IM to the CEO of the IT DOT COM
    and their ANS. was read the TXT FAQ for Q&A

    i like to play M.U.S.C.L.E on the NES
    but had to use the AUX. R&W AV
    because the RF COAX..
    dont fit the LG HD LCD TV.
    bah, ill just play G.R.I.D. on PS3

    remember.....
    if you go AWOL, the NYPD will find you DWI....
    and call the EMT for CPR...
    dont worry, the DR. or MD has PHD, for the DX.

    2-B Cont'd. LOL
     
  2. Fear Zoa

    Member Fear Zoa This... This is the world we live in

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    I give it a 2/10, I can see just by looking that there's a good 1 star worth of text there, the second star is a pity star. If your wondering where the other 8 stars went I saw some text I didn't want to read so I left and took them with me.

    TL;DR TL;DR
     
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    This is something Lil Wayne would rap.
     
  4. chavosaur

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    This sounds like something Kanye west would steal and say he wrote two months before you.
     
  5. Gahars

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    Superspudz had joined the forum
    But posters would just ignore him
    So he took some time
    And struggled to rhyme
    But alas, could only bore 'em.
     
  6. Brian117

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    watlol...

    This sounds like a poem made from a spoiled 12 year old nerd.

    EDIT: Scratch that...12 year old's don't know what AOL is.
     
  7. superspudz2000
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    the MVP of NBA dosent call NAACP
    when he has MSG on his BLT
     
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    Member nukeboy95 Leave luck to heaven.

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    12 year olds dont know what a vcr is
     
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    Madison Square Garden is on his bacon-lettuce-tomato?
     
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    That too.
     
  11. superspudz2000
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    i guess thats sarcasm, but MSG is mono sodium glutimide
    a common additive in chinese food
     
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    Monosodium Glutamate.


    Or Em Ess Gee.
     
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