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i wanted a new HD LCD TV and a PVR, but i dident have the Do-Ray-Me.
in the AM, i drove my 4X4-4WD BMW with GPS to the ATM.
the ATM was in the BLDG. on the BLVD
i put my PIN in the ATM, to get 1K $US
the store dident have LG HDMI HD LCD TVs....
only LG LED HDMI HD TVs.
it had no AUX. AV to play my VHS on my VCR.
i bought a HD LCD TV, sent by FEDEX COD,
but when it arrived it was DOA.
so i got a RMA from the CSR.

i asked the CSR....
can i listen to R&B or AC/DC on MTV?
can i watch OZ on HBO or BBC?
i need TSN to watch my WWF and NCAA but not NBA,
i dont care whos 1st 2nd or 3rd.
CTV has CSI NY, and NCIS but no M.A.S.H. LOL
my FAV. Sci-Fi is BSG or SG-1 or ST:TNG
i have complete DVD of S1 of 24

my old CRC is B&W, dont call NAACP. LOL

i bought a new HP IBM PC with Win XP
a DVD-R drive and SVGA GFX and USB.
mine was so old it was from 1000 BC. LOL. ROTFL.

will my PC play W.O.W. MMORPG 24/7?
SOCOM is a good FPS, with a 1st Per. POV.
i like a FPS about WW2 like COD.

i dont like MAC or Atari ST
did NASA invent the IBM PC? got me.

i Ran AOL from the CD-ROM on my HP IBM PC with Win XP
over Wi-Fi i opened IE, what did i see?
there was a JPEG of S&M in HTML on IE on my IBM PC.
that made me do a 360.
so i pressed CTL ALT DEL to go to MS-DOS CMD.
why is there JPGS of S&M in HTML on IE on my IBM PC with Win XP?

i sent an IM to the CEO of the IT DOT COM
and their ANS. was read the TXT FAQ for Q&A

i like to play M.U.S.C.L.E on the NES
but had to use the AUX. R&W AV
because the RF COAX..
dont fit the LG HD LCD TV.
bah, ill just play G.R.I.D. on PS3

remember.....
if you go AWOL, the NYPD will find you DWI....
and call the EMT for CPR...
dont worry, the DR. or MD has PHD, for the DX.

2-B Cont'd. LOL
 

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I give it a 2/10, I can see just by looking that there's a good 1 star worth of text there, the second star is a pity star. If your wondering where the other 8 stars went I saw some text I didn't want to read so I left and took them with me.

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