A new discovery by your fellow temper

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  1. Westside
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    Westside Sogdiana

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    Today I have discovered the horrible side affects of over-masturbation. [​IMG]

    The first two times I wondered what happened, but it's the third time and I finally found the explanation to this horrible loss of blood in the head/ headache I've been getting. Last time it happened, it took me 3 days to fully heal. Other symptoms included drowsiness and shrinkage of the testicles.

    I advice fellow tempers to use caution when masturbating, you should not exceed jerking off for more than 6 times a day. [​IMG]
     


  2. Awdofgum

    Awdofgum Wadofgum

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    thanks for the advice westside
     
  3. Twiffles

    Twiffles танковые победы

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    Reminds me of a story that my lesbian friend (seriously) told me.
    It was about one of her friends masturbated so hard that he ripped the skin and had to go to the hospital. The end. (Strange story if you ask me)

    Also... Thanks for putting disturbing images in my head. kthx. >_>
     
  4. Awdofgum

    Awdofgum Wadofgum

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    kids stay out of the testing area
     
  5. scubersteve

    scubersteve Newbie

    I have not found this to be true.
    But then again, I'm young.
    In other news:
    Abstaining for long periods of time (ie. if you do it everyday, and hold off for about 2 days) will build up some fluid.
    Oh crap.
    I hope this isn't too explicit...
     
  6. Gus122000

    Gus122000 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Sounds like you were taking steroids.BTW:Heres another fact on masturbation.If you have blood in your jizz.You will NEVER get any woman pregnant.
     
  7. Twiffles

    Twiffles танковые победы

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    *closes eyes*

    *will attempt, with all might, never to go in here again*
     
  8. scubersteve

    scubersteve Newbie

    This gets really confuzing, really fast.

    Were either of you talking to me?
    wait, twiffles is never coming back....
     
  9. Westside
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    Westside Sogdiana

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    I'm young too, but more than 6 times? Hmm... You have changed my hypothesis.

    I think it also depends on the quality of the things you watch. Today I got access to one of the best p0rn sites and quality erotica videos. After the Ejec. my testicles shrunk to something the size of a bicycle ball barring.
     
  10. scubersteve

    scubersteve Newbie

    You sir, have scared me.
    Not scarred. 4chan did that long, long ago.
    As for the quality, I agree, that's very possible.
    Something that sucks (figuratively):
    Shooting, but the soldier doesn't go down.
    It's the worst.

    Also:
    Does this make you feel like a pedophile at all? You're talking about masturbation with a 15-year-old. Who conviniently lives in the same city as you.
     
  11. Westside
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    Westside Sogdiana

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    Dude, I'm only interested in women over the age of 25. In other words I'm a m.i.l.f man. I am only 19 right now, but looking at even 19 year old girls turn me off.

    BTW: Same city? I though I was the only guy from Guantanamo bay, Canada....
     
  12. scubersteve

    scubersteve Newbie

    Yeah, I'm an internet creeper like that.
    So... you probobly moved?
    No wait, you said you go to UofT VERY RECENTLY!
    AHHHHHH
    WESTSIDE IS MADE UP OF LIES!

    Your milf comment has scarring potential, but 4chan got to it first [​IMG]
     
  13. Westside
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    Westside Sogdiana

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    Dude, can you even take a joke? WHO THE HELL ON GBATEMP CURRENTLY RESIDES IN Guantanamo bay???? Do you even know where that is????

    [​IMG]

    It's a Maximum Security Military Prison funded by the United States Department of Navy.

    Sheesh, can't even take a joke.
     
  14. scubersteve

    scubersteve Newbie

    Well, I had no idea where it was.
    So, I win.
    Why? Cause I just do.
    Don't argue.
    Just accept it.
     
  15. WeaponXxX

    WeaponXxX Too F'in Blonde

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    Currently in Chicagoooooooo
    I had sex from 11:30am till 5:30pm yesterday with a total of 5 orgasms .... side effects are chaffing from the females teeth...the inability to walk...or at least it being very hard to walk...and becoming very very dehydrated.... oh yes and increased drowsiness.... be warned!!! This morning I woke up at 10am...normally I wake at 6am....so my body....was very exhausted....then again...when I was Westside's age....I could fuck all day long without ever braking a sweat....get two hours of sleep and start all over....these days...time has definitely caught up with me.
     
  16. juggernaut911

    juggernaut911 GBAtemp Slut!

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    peeesh! 27 times a day and still strong! [​IMG]


    WEAPON: how old r u?
     
  17. scubersteve

    scubersteve Newbie

    His profile says 27...
    WEIRD!

    and 27?
    that's friggen amazing.
    Impressive, dude.
     
  18. notnarb

    notnarb Not narbing it up

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  19. scubersteve

    scubersteve Newbie

    What does that say?
     
  20. Dylaan

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    GAY