1. ignare

    OP ignare GBAtemp Regular
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    As a man who has run a business for the past 20 years and seen so many others falter, I have decided to announce my official running for president. I think it's funny to do a fake announcement of running for president like this because it's still just as legitimate as any other. I mean, technically anybody is a candidate and can be voted for.
     
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  2. SickPuppy

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    And how are you going to win my vote?
     
  3. Taleweaver

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    Erm...good for you? :unsure:

    I'd ask for which party, but I've got my ideas.

    Democrat mindset: "why should I vote for you? I can turn on any news channel and see everyone from extreme left to moderately center make promises that might interest me. Why would you be better than <insert favorite> ? :unsure: "
    Republican mindset: "damn! a candidate who's not afraid to admit he's fake? We haven't seen that kind of honesty in years! You've got my vote! :D "


    ...I'll leave myself out. :)
    *presses 'leave this thread' button*
     
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  4. eyeliner

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    Go get'em son!
    Show'em who's boss!
     
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  5. IncredulousP

    IncredulousP GBAtemp's Resident Bastard
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    Whatever, as long as you own the libs.
     
  6. azoreseuropa

    azoreseuropa GBAtemp Guru
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    Thanks for waste my time to read it. I thought it is something to do with politics. SMH.
     
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  7. JuanMena

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    MAKE GBATEMP GREAT AGAIN!
     
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  8. ignare

    OP ignare GBAtemp Regular
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    Thanks for all your support. All I gotta do is find the right people to payoff and I'll win! Not to mention gotta make friendly with some of the reptilians running the real show.
     
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  9. Hanafuda

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    Back in the 80's not far from where I grew up there was a guy who'd been running for President for over 20 years already. He had inherited considerable wealth, but not a lot of common sense. He had posters and buttons and other schwag made for spreading around town, the local paper would do a little 'local flavor' article about him, it was rather hilarious if you didn't think too much about how everyone was willing to take his money when he probably had some minor mental issues. I can only remember now that his campaign slogan was, "Well educated, and a world traveler."
     
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  10. KingVamp

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    I like how this isn't in the EOF.
     
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  11. JayMathis

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    I will also run and as President I promise I will do nothing and fuck you.

    I'm Jay Mathis and I approve this message.
     
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