A letter to the concerned.

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It has come to my attention that I have overstayed my welcome in this world. I have recently lost my Xbox Live account and I more recently discovered that Mewgia has a girlfriend and I don't. This means that God hates me and if I remain living that it will only get worse. Soon, more hippie 13 year olds will be getting girlfriends, and eventually getting laid, While I remain a virgin and my heart continues to ache. I cannot take that kind of pain, so the only way to stop it is to just take my own life.

This will be my last will and testament. It has been a good life, but it's time to go. As this is the worst pain anyone has ever felt in fourteen years of living. Obviously no one could possibly have it worse than me and being alone for a few days and watching other people not be alone is horrible and so unbearable that I must die to end it all. I'm far too weak willed to get over something as trivial as a banned account and due to my inexperience at real life, I've no idea of what real pain is like. I will listen to sad alternative rock songs as I write my suicide note and slice my wrists. The view of my own blood will be satisfying in my last moments on this cruel Earth. Nobody will miss me, because nobody cares about me anyway. That's why I am alone and Mewgia has a girlfriend. I am ignorant to what other people say because I'm an idiot loser and I need therapy deeply but refuse to seek it. I'd rather dress up like someone from the middle ages and talk about how much my life sucks when in reality I don't know anything.

Now is the time to end all of that though. I leave my worldly belongings to VVoltz by his request. I leave my organs with various people. My brain goes to mthrnite so he can always remember how wise he was. My lungs go to Spikey to remind how crappy his mic was. My appendix goes to Westside because it will remind him how useless he is. My reproductive organs all go to Bonemonkey so he can weep at how he never had any. My small intestine goes to Twiffles for lulz. My large intestine goes to cruddybuddy for lulz. Any other organs I forgot goes to Gus122000 so he's reminded of how much I hate him. The rest of my friends may well inherit my shitty computer that is infested with trojans and spyware. They will fight over who gets to see my porn stash first. Except they won't, because it's all loli so it goes to Mewgia.

Erm, what are we talking about? Oh right, I'M GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE NOW BECAUSE LIFE IS SO UNBEARABLE. I'm not aware of the repercussions, like death. I just hear it helps people escape the pain. I BELIEVE THEM BECAUSE I'M GULLIBLE AND STUPID. I'll be wearing my favorite dress and eyeliner. My nails will be painted a pretty pink color.
I will now release the bees upon myself. Tell the cops to go down the hall to the right.

im sooooooo sorry
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AHHHH THE BEEES THE BEES ARE IN MY EYES!!!! MY EYESSSSSSSSS!!!

Mmm... bees.

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note: mewgia doesnt actually have a girlfriend
 

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im sooooooo sorry

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AHHHH THE BEEES THE BEES ARE IN MY EYES!!!! MY EYESSSSSSSSS!!!

Mmm... bees.
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note: mewgia doesnt actually have a girlfriend

Cliffnotes?
 

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What about me, boy?

Oh and congrats on being a hero. I used to be one, but wearing latex all day wasn't something i could become accustomed to and subsequently gave up on my passion. Good luck, boy.
 

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Nothing was left to me..
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Hmm.. those bees look tasty.. can I have the survivals?
Can't you see I'm busy?

*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
 

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Nothing was left to me..
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Hmm.. those bees look tasty.. can I have the survivals?

Can't you see I'm busy?

*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*

*Presents to Boy Fingerprint powder*
 

Linkiboy

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Nothing was left to me..
frown.gif


Hmm.. those bees look tasty.. can I have the survivals?

Can't you see I'm busy?

*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*

*Presents to Boy Fingerprint powder*
Mmm... chemicals.

*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
 

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