A letter to the concerned.

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Feb 25, 2008

A letter to the concerned. by Linkiboy at 3:19 AM (3,863 Views / 0 Likes) 53 replies

  1. Linkiboy
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    It has come to my attention that I have overstayed my welcome in this world. I have recently lost my Xbox Live account and I more recently discovered that Mewgia has a girlfriend and I don't. This means that God hates me and if I remain living that it will only get worse. Soon, more hippie 13 year olds will be getting girlfriends, and eventually getting laid, While I remain a virgin and my heart continues to ache. I cannot take that kind of pain, so the only way to stop it is to just take my own life.

    This will be my last will and testament. It has been a good life, but it's time to go. As this is the worst pain anyone has ever felt in fourteen years of living. Obviously no one could possibly have it worse than me and being alone for a few days and watching other people not be alone is horrible and so unbearable that I must die to end it all. I'm far too weak willed to get over something as trivial as a banned account and due to my inexperience at real life, I've no idea of what real pain is like. I will listen to sad alternative rock songs as I write my suicide note and slice my wrists. The view of my own blood will be satisfying in my last moments on this cruel Earth. Nobody will miss me, because nobody cares about me anyway. That's why I am alone and Mewgia has a girlfriend. I am ignorant to what other people say because I'm an idiot loser and I need therapy deeply but refuse to seek it. I'd rather dress up like someone from the middle ages and talk about how much my life sucks when in reality I don't know anything.

    Now is the time to end all of that though. I leave my worldly belongings to VVoltz by his request. I leave my organs with various people. My brain goes to mthrnite so he can always remember how wise he was. My lungs go to Spikey to remind how crappy his mic was. My appendix goes to Westside because it will remind him how useless he is. My reproductive organs all go to Bonemonkey so he can weep at how he never had any. My small intestine goes to Twiffles for lulz. My large intestine goes to cruddybuddy for lulz. Any other organs I forgot goes to Gus122000 so he's reminded of how much I hate him. The rest of my friends may well inherit my shitty computer that is infested with trojans and spyware. They will fight over who gets to see my porn stash first. Except they won't, because it's all loli so it goes to Mewgia.

    Erm, what are we talking about? Oh right, I'M GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE NOW BECAUSE LIFE IS SO UNBEARABLE. I'm not aware of the repercussions, like death. I just hear it helps people escape the pain. I BELIEVE THEM BECAUSE I'M GULLIBLE AND STUPID. I'll be wearing my favorite dress and eyeliner. My nails will be painted a pretty pink color.
    I will now release the bees upon myself. Tell the cops to go down the hall to the right.

    im sooooooo sorry [​IMG]

    ...

    AHHHH THE BEEES THE BEES ARE IN MY EYES!!!! MY EYESSSSSSSSS!!!

    Mmm... bees.

    *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*

    note: mewgia doesnt actually have a girlfriend
     


  2. Mewgia

    Member Mewgia drifter

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    sweet I get his porn
     
  3. mthrnite

    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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    Cool! Brains! Anybody got any eggs?
     
  4. Westside

    Member Westside Sogdiana

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    I'm not completely useless, I can suggest ways of becoming an hero:

    Wrap a claymore around yourself and set it off.
     
  5. BoneMonkey

    Banned BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    I have sucessfully clones myself so i will no longer be needing any organs tyvm !
     
  6. Gus122000

    Member Gus122000 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    im sooooooo sorry

    ...

    AHHHH THE BEEES THE BEES ARE IN MY EYES!!!! MY EYESSSSSSSSS!!!

    Mmm... bees.
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    note: mewgia doesnt actually have a girlfriend

    Cliffnotes?
     
  7. EarthBound

    Member EarthBound a/s/l?

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    It's not that hard to get some se>
     
  8. Linkiboy
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    Member Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    im becoming an hero
     
  9. Westside

    Member Westside Sogdiana

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    This is so sad, let me play a Kazakh song for you:
     
  10. Linkiboy
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    Member Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    I only listen to HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEE now.
     
  11. Talaria

    Member Talaria ...

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    What about me, boy?

    Oh and congrats on being a hero. I used to be one, but wearing latex all day wasn't something i could become accustomed to and subsequently gave up on my passion. Good luck, boy.
     
  12. Gus122000

    Member Gus122000 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    oh lawd i scaned the page for my user name(I had a feeling)
    I hate you too Linkiboy [​IMG]



    btw:The rest of your organs>BlackMarket in NY>7.27$>Mcdonalds
     
  13. CockroachMan

    Member CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.

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    Nothing was left to me.. [​IMG]

    Hmm.. those bees look tasty.. can I have the survivals?
     
  14. Linkiboy
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    Member Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    Can't you see I'm busy?

    *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
     
  15. Talaria

    Member Talaria ...

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    *Presents to Boy Fingerprint powder*
     
  16. Westside

    Member Westside Sogdiana

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    Don't worry cock he left his red nose for you.
     
  17. Linkiboy
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    Member Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    Mmm... chemicals.

    *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
     
  18. PapiChulo

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    Girlfriend? I thought yuo were a homo.
     
  19. Westside

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    ????? ???? ????
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  20. Talaria

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    Cheer up Boy













    ....gingerballs
     

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