A hot chick with a heart of steel.

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  1. Rydian
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    Rydian Resident Furvertâ„¢

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    (9:58:13 PM) Shannon Schalk: have we chatted before??.. 20/ female here ..... you?

    (9:58:22 PM) Shannon Schalk: hey! it's been a long time [​IMG]

    (10:06:05 PM) Rydian: I know right? I haven't seen you in a whole 9 seconds! I just assumed you were busy for the first half half a second, but for the next two-point-seven I was worried... after that I thought you had abandoned me, so I sulked... but only for 0.032, my friend Dr. Galactix-Cactus showed me the meaning of life, and I got over you... and I dropped all my hatred that very epoch! So anyways I totally got married and had a wife and kids while I was typing this, and it turns out my cholesterol isn't up to snuff and my doctor says I could have a heart attack some time in the next 5 seconds if I'm not careful... so I need you to promise to come to my funeral if I don't make it out of the coma by the time this message travels across the internet to you. It'll be held at 10:11 and 48 seconds.

    (10:06:14 PM) Shannon Schalk: i'm 24

    (10:06:50 PM) Rydian: I'm 84 seconds by now, and I want you to get off my damn lawn.

    (10:06:57 PM) Shannon Schalk: i'm sorry ... i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you?

    (10:07:18 PM) Rydian: You think you're forgetful? I can't remember what I ate for breastfast 0.0003 seconds ago!

    (10:07:22 PM) Rydian: Oh fuck there goes my heart.

    (10:07:30 PM) Shannon Schalk: Just finished taking a bath..long day been kind of busy but i'm feeling a little naughty now! so what's up?? ... want to have some fun? [​IMG]

    (10:08:22 PM) Rydian: *beeeeeeeeeeeeep* "Shannon, I'm Dr. Morocco, and... I'm very sorry, but he's flatlined. "

    (10:08:33 PM) Shannon Schalk: cc is just to verify age..you'll get in for free through my page!

    (10:10:54 PM) Rydian: "Ma'am... I'm afraid you don't understand. As the commercials state, somebody like me should be consulted to determine if he's healthy enough for sexual activity... he'll never be healthy enough. Not anymore."

    (10:11:02 PM) Shannon Schalk: wanna touch my body? [​IMG]

    (10:11:48 PM) Rydian: "... Dr. Morocco agrees."
     
  2. tagzard

    tagzard Tagzard the Crazy Dinosaur with Wings.

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    Did you say yes [​IMG]
     
  3. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    Why is this one for me?

    Because of the time relation? [​IMG]

    You told me it was as I posted this.
     
  4. Sora de Eclaune

    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    I approve of this.
     
  5. Shinigami357

    Shinigami357 Current "give a fuck" level: Honey Badger

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    It's a trap! [​IMG]
     
  6. Sora de Eclaune

    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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  7. machomuu

    machomuu Drops by occasionally

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  8. Thesolcity

    Thesolcity Wherever the light shines, it casts a shadow.

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    Oh, yea. I hate those IM spammers that leech onto your yahoo/AIM/hotmail whatever. Rydian has been on too much porn.

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