A confession

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The first time a bitch farts in my presence I'll hand her a blueprint of my house so she can find the front door.
I don't wanna smell the inside of your colon! Why would you assume I would? Did I subconsciously leave clues about some hidden desire to suck your aerosol shit particles into my lungs? WTF?
You should fart in the bathroom or out in the backyard like all civilized people.
 
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I do admit its hard not to laugh when you get fanny farts, but I've not had to deal with regular farts during copulation.
 
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    Will you give me mouth to mouth oxygen if my throat closes?
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