A confession

[Warm Woolly Shee]

My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.

 

[PikaPika]

That made ME laugh so hard I farted!

 

[1man1dream]

ROFLMAO!!! BEST LAUGH I'VE HAD ALL DAY!

 

[Jax]

Copypasta is yummy!

 

[ugly_rose]

That was... disturbing

I hope she feels better today.

 

[ZAFDeltaForce]

Well, thats new. Thanks for the interesting share

 

[T!b0]

Can't stop laughing

 

[Deleted User]

That was the funniest post of the week! You just made my day, thanks.

LMFAO!!

 

[xcalibur]

LOLOLOL

 

[cardyology]

Aww man, she pooped on the bed and you laughed at her?

Thats funny, but it probably put her off sex for life.

girls ar extremely insecure when it comes to stuff like that. So to laugh at her for it probably destroyed her confidence in the bedroom. Im sure she'll think twice about farting again when with a bloke.

 

[Linkiboy]

Aww man, she pooped on the bed and you laughed at her?

Thats funny, but it probably put her off sex for life.

girls ar extremely insecure when it comes to stuff like that. So to laugh at her for it probably obliterated her confidence in the bedroom. Im sure she'll think twice about farting again when with a bloke.Â

 

[mthrnite]

Jax wins!

 

[Shelleeson]

oh dear.

 

[Naouak]

Oh my... i'm just trying to imagine it, i can't stop laughing. Thanks man.

 

[Devante]

Nah.

If she was secure enough to fart all of the time in front of people, and especially during sex, I'm sure her confidence will be fine.

 

[Hitto]

I play "pull my finger" with my lady.
She almost always wins.
Tomboys FTW!

 

[directive0]

My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.

Some people would pay good money for a night like that. You'll find them on the internets.

 

[martin88]

That is disgusting.

 

[skullstatue]

I'm sorry I read this thread. Oh shit.

 

[VVoltz]

ROFLcopter...
I... laughed.