A confession.

[tshu]

Okay, it's time for everyone to know. I'll just say it.

Me and TPi are the same person. Always have been. There kind of is no TPi. I started out as TPi on this website, and then I started the tshu account, and kept both going from there. TPi's numerous disappearances were due to me deciding to just stick with one account instead of trying to keep up both. tshu also announced a couple times that he would be leaving, same reason, I wanted to just handle 1 account at a time. But in the end I kept both going.

But I think it is time you know the truth. The real truth I mean, not what I told you above. There is more:

Dirtie is actually only 6 years old!

There. so that's it. it's been said. Sorry for any confusion....

okay okay... I know what you're thinking now. And well, you are right. I did this because I wanted to win a GBATemp competition. Being a staff member (as TPi), I wasn't allowed to enter any contests. I knew there would be a bunch of contests and tournaments coming up, so I made a new account as Tshu in order to enter these. I lost a bunch, but eventually won the I LOVE GBAtemp competition. SO I basically cheated. I was a staff member and i won. tshu won. tshu is TPi. I am TPi. TPi is tshu. tshu u r not tshu.

 

[TPi]

All true.

 

[Kyoji]

Ok, Tyler Durden

 

[TPi]

tpi i m tshu

 

[Jax]

Dirtie is actually only 6 years old!

That explains a lot...

 

[TPi]

Ok, Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden
An anarcho-primitivistic nihilist with a strong hatred for consumer culture. "Because of his nature"[18], Tyler works night jobs where he causes problems for the companies; he also does beach art to find "perfection". He is the co-founder of fight club (it was his idea to have the fight that led to it). He later launches Project Mayhem, from which he and the members make various attacks on consumerism. Tyler is blond, as by the narrator's comment "in his everything-blond way." The unhinged but magnetic Tyler could also be considered an antihero (especially since he and the narrator are technically the same person), although he becomes the antagonist of the novel later in the story. Few characters like Tyler have appeared in later novels by Palahniuk, though the character of Oyster from Lullaby shares many similarities.

 

[fischju_original]

um..your profiles have different times, IE the accounts were made in different time zones

 

[tshu]

um..your profiles have different times, IE the accounts were made in different time zones

Well it's a user specified thing. Obviously done to keep people from knowing the truth...

 

[Sinkhead]

I'm sure there is a technical name for this...

I believe it starts with sock and ends in puppet.

- Sam

 

[Kyoji]

I dont see the problem

 

[tshu]

 

[TPi]

 

[dice]

sorry for going off topic guys but I just realised how buff I am

 

[juggernaut911]

can I squeeze your perks?

 

[Hadrian]

:'( Wish I had a doppleganger.

 

[jumpman17]

so the squirtle squad is founded on lies?

 

[modshroom128]

you son of a bitch

 

[TPi]

jumpman knew the truth he had to be killed

 

[mthrnite]

There's something fishy in Denmark....

 

[thegame07]

You bastar**