A confession by Thordrian L. Mosley

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Hadrian, Sep 24, 2009.

  1. Hadrian
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    This has been on my conscience for some time now but I think that now I should tell you guys/gals my dark secret.

    Basically I Costello told me that the reason that we get so much traffic isn't anything to do with roms, hacks, crack etc, we get so much because of ME. So me being me I demanded that Costello & Shaun should pay for me staying here.

    They declined.

    Those few days that I weren't around for...well I was on strike for pay. What the fuck do you mean "what few days? you were gone" fuck you, you're in denial.

    Anyway traffic started to decline while I was away and Costello and Shaun panicked:

    Shaun: Oh my what on Earth shall we do? Hadrian is a jolly fine fellow and we need him to bring people in, pip pip apples and pears. Oh gawd the weather is too cold here.
    Costello: Je le connais, condamne pour être si attirant. Les filles vont moites pour lui et les types vont homosexuel avec un clin d'oeil de ses jolis yeux.
    Ace Gunman: I know of an idea buddy! How aboot we get adverts on our foraaaam that will develop revenue to keep the guy with us! Good idea eh?

    They agreed and thus adverts now show to guests on the forum and all for me.

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  2. alidsl

    alidsl I am now a lurker

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    So it was YOU
     
  3. zuron7

    zuron7 RBYG

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    Whatever!!
    It isn't there for members is it.
    So what you gonna do with d cash.
     
  4. Domination

    Domination GBAtemp Psycho!

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    I think its time shaun and costello found a new spokesperson, Hadrian is getting cocky.

    We should start driantemp and all the money goes to hadrian [​IMG]
     
  5. Hadrian
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    Only time will tell me old chap, I am demanding lots of cash.

    Jelly Willies to send to B-Ri.
     
  6. Brian117

    Brian117 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Where did the name B-Ri come from all of a sudden?
     
  7. NeSchn

    NeSchn GBAPimpdaddy.

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    Ugh, way to go Hadrian, way to fucking go...
     
  8. Private|Par

    Private|Par GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    This makes me happy; good to see my money is going to someone who needs it.
     
  9. benjaminlibl

    benjaminlibl Funky Member

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    Thank you so much Hadrian. Thank you so much.
     
  10. Hadrian
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    I dont actually need it at all which is why me asking for cash is so wrong.

    Just cash to wipe my arse on.
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  11. Domination

    Domination GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Shit, corruption has reached the internets too... There is nowhere to run!!!!
     
  12. pitman

    pitman Addicted to Magical Girls

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    So your name is Mosley ?!
     
  13. Hadrian
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    Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    The L stands for lovely. [​IMG]
     
  14. Brian117

    Brian117 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Masculine
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    Sexy
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    Yard stick won't even reach
     
  15. MegaAce™

    MegaAce™ Steal back your future.

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    The Lovely is already his middle name [​IMG]
     
  16. Law

    Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    Which makes him double lovely.
     
  17. Hadrian
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    Now do my first name.

    Hard [​IMG]
     
  18. alidsl

    alidsl I am now a lurker

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    Hadrian is:
    Awsome
    Devastatingly
    Rawesome
    In
    Aactual
    Ninfdoagkagkj

    (N's hard)
     
  19. Brian117

    Brian117 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    I can't be arsed to do your first name. You're ghey.

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  20. Hadrian
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    Someones getting a bit emo lately.