A challenger appears !

[BoneMonkey]

How to play


make a character and have him attack the character in this thread !



A wild BlastBoneMonkey appears !

 

[JPH]

We gotta make more Bokemon!

/me opens up Photoshop

 

[BoneMonkey]

*BlastBoneMonkey Blasts JPH with Boner Cannon

* Causes 7900 DMG killing JPH Instantly cause he has no monster !

 

[JPH]

*MewBoneMonkeyTwo Blast BoneMonkey with Psychic attacks

*Pwns BoneMonkey with 9000 DMG

 

[BoneMonkey]

* Rick Ashtley appears

* Hits MewBoneMonkeyTwo with Super Rick Roll Gay 80's music Attack !

* MewBoneMonkeyTwo is Infected with AIDS for 5 turns

 

[Destructobot]

A DestructoDoof draws near!

It immediately dies of crappyness!

 

[Sonicslasher]

*flying spaghetti monster, go!

*flying spaghetti monster makes "noodle stroodle"
*BlastBoneMonkey loves the taste and eats himself to death

 

[BoneMonkey]

* BlastBoneMonkey Dies

 

[BoneMonkey]

* BoneMonkey riding a frigg'n shark with lasers on it head emerges on to the battlefield !

* Rick Ashtley's Head explodes due to the pure awesomeness of BoneMonkey riding a frigg'n shark with lasers on it head and is defeated




MUAHAHAH try to beat me now !

 

[Icarus]

*Hypnotoad appears

*Hypnotoad uses PsychALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

 

[BoneMonkey]

* BoneMonkey riding a frigg'n shark with lasers on it head is hypnotized and cannot move ..........

* Activates his Tom Clancy Splinter Cell ANTI-Hypnotoad Googles on !

* Shoot , Bites and Clubs Hypnotoad for 10,000 DMG killing it instantly


MUAHAH !

 

[thegame07]

Chuck norris comes and uses hypnotize on the hypnotoad! After hypnotoad came out of a daze he was that devastated because he couldn't hypnotise chuck norris he commited suicide on the spot.

FACT: chuck norris just ended this thread as he can't be defeated.

 

[Icarus]

*Jesus floats down from the heaven

*Jesus dies for your sins

 

[BoneMonkey]

thegame you leave me no choice


* Reaches into his backpack and pulls out his ULTIMATE SUMMONS !

* Throws the bottle on the floor summoning CYBORG NINJA PIRATE KUNG FU JESUS !

* Cyborg Ninja Pirate Kung Fu Jesus Attacks Chuck Norris for ... 0 DMG !


FUCK noooooooo !

 

[Mangofett]

ZA WARUDO

*drops steamroller*

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Doggy124]

I summon Blue Eye White Lizard and attack direct to your Life Point!!!

 

[thegame07]

David hasslhoff appears with his good friend pedobear! Hasslhoff picks up a bottle of cheap vodka and smashes the blue stickman in the face! the blue stickman flees. Meanwhile pedobear has chosen his next victim the black stickman! so in the end pedobear, david hasslehoff and the black stickman stay up all night and get funky!

please note I found that pic on google.

damn to late again :/

 

[BoneMonkey]

* Watches a steam roller fall on chuck norris momentarily stunning him !

* shoots chuck norris's head with his laser scoring a critical hit for 5000 dmg and decapitating him !

chuck norris is down !


* gets hit for 2500 DMG from Blue eyes white lizard

ackkkkkkkk my testicles !


* is STUNNED ! by the pure gaynes that is David Hasselhoff and Pedobear !

* Can't move for 5 rounds

 

[Doggy124]

YOU!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Urza]

* BoneMonkey riding a frigg'n shark with lasers on it head is banned.