A book me and TheKingy34 wrote

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  1. xtheman
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    Chapter One: wtf?

    Kingy fapped at your dog and jerked about while @smileyhead danced naked on the computer. Meanwhile, the frog had sex with my dog. But then the dog looked at sexy Windows 10.

    Later we had a party which ended late but everyone had died. Rip in piss 2DAY. We fucked my hat which was very hard. It wasn't so bad however. 10/10 would fuck again. So we did.

    Chapter Two: The part that was about the naked girl.

    2DAY I saw a girl who was naked which was very strange considering she was in public.
    "What the fuck!"
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    Nice choice @smileyhead

    Chapter Three: The last one

    One night and the afternoon of the day after I fucked that girl who was in the last chapter. She had to say something. "I'm not crazy but under my heart I am attractive and a bit shy at you because I'm pregnant."


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    smileyhead Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey... stuff.

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    Best book of the century. 10/10 -IGN
     
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    I was forced to go with it ;( I'm not a peasant, I promise! :^(
     
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    I revised it and made it better :)
     
  6. TheKingy34

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    But there is too much water.

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    This is why a dislike button should only be added on Windows-10-liker posts. :^(
     
  7. cheuble

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    Nice one ;)
     
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  8. CitizenSnips

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    publish this right away, it'll be the best selling book ever :lol:
     
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    We likely will be soon™ along with more wonderful books like this one
     
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    publish the photographs or else i'll proclaim this document as a piece of falsified fiction
     
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    @smileyhead You took the pictures right? *hint* *hint*
     
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    No.
    Fuck you.
     
  13. TheKingy34

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    You're a buly wanker who hates taking photos *wink* :^)
     
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    You didn't even get a drawing of the woman in question?
     
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    Nope, still don't get the joke
     
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    Even for EoF standards, you're fucked up in your head mate.
     
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    "TheKingy34 and I" is the correct wording ;^)
     
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    I love it
     
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