A book I made

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Is the book that bad?

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  3. Yes

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  1. EthanAddict
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    DISCLAIMER: It is sick asf and you shouldn't criticise me from what I wrote, like I was bored and wrote whatever stupidity came to my brain. If you are insulted then it isn't my fault summers are boring

    A book I wrote

    Chapter 1: Beggining

    It was a sunny summer day, so Kingy decided that it was an opportunity to go and ski. He went to his kitchen and grabbed his iPoop, wanting to call Kevin about his brilliant idea. However, the phone exploded and started emmiting smokes. He will never trust overpriced shit made in chinese factories with severely underpaid workers who work under terrible conditions. Kingy then grabbed his other phone, the home one, and then called Kevin. Kevin has just woke up, and started cursing Kingy, and that he would have more possibilities to have a baby with a dead rat. Kingy frustrated smashed the phone on the ground, breaking it. Then he fired up Discord to call others, Seriel said it is a very good idea and that she would meet him at 7:00. Kingy also decided it would be a good idea to call smileyhead, so he did. He never answered, as he was busy watching Splatoon porn. It was at the edge of desperation and thought only one person was left, so he called cheuble , but he was busy DMCAing NicoAICP and his ugly 3DiScord themes... Kingy was desperate, he had only one person left, and he doesn't count him as a person, the ugly skiddo, and he knew that Seriel liked skiddo, so she would bring it to the meeting. Kingy then called Seriel back canceling the meeting, and she answered that she would sacrifice some EthanAddicts to the Big Skiddo


    Chapter 2: Trve kvlt

    Kevin was mad with Kingy and his plans, so he decided that he would just kill him. He took the shotgun and headed to Kingy home. He caught him busy masturbating infront of Windows 10 porn, he was secretly in love with this OS, but he never showed it. Kevin started laughing and almost killed himself from Lack of Oxygen. However, the other second, a hole opened in earth and Kevin jumped and was found naked lying with a Tux doll, Felek666 who happened to pass buy started calling him Linux Peasant and that he will post this on FB, and so he did, but the post was deleted. Kevin started beating Felek666, till he died, he was found in the stance of a cockroach and blood was everywhere, and so Kevin thought it would be a good idea to mosh on Mayhem upon the dead corpse, and then he carved a reverse pentagram and 666. After that, he went to Felek's home and burned every Satanichia fanart he could find, and then the whole house, plus the church next to him, including the Pastors as a sacrifice to Satan.

    Chapter 3: wtf

    Seriel got into depression because Skiddo would never notice her, so she took a bunch of grass she had in her house(?) and thought she could give them to it. When they met, skiddo tried them, but got poisoned. Seriel called an ambulance and put skiddo in. At the hospital; the doctors said that the food is in it's stomach and that a surgical procedure was needed to be carried out... Seriel got bored and thought it would be ok if she licked the door handles... After a day, she was diagnosed with Hepatitis B and needed to spend most of the time at bed, an so she did. She called skiddo to take care of her, and he was found having sex all day with Seriel, spunk was everywhere and the bed had blood stains. After a month, when Seriel was OK, Dionicio was sick too, diagnosed with SIV(Skiddo Immunodefency Virus), so he took a handgun and killed Seriel, and then killed itself.

    Chapter 4: End

    Everyone, except skiddo, was on Seriel's funeral. It was scorching hot and boring. Smileyhead was ok btw, as he had his tablet to mindwank with pictures he drew. Once Kingy farted and the whole place smelled like fart(wtf), you must never trust a North Korean Leader and cheese addict for his odor consistency. It was smelling so bad, sewers would kill themselves if they ever smelled that. Kevin slapped Kingy as hard as he could, severely traumatising him, in the cheek(wtf). So, Kingy decided to nuke him, but the small nukes were from a gag store, and a face of Kim Jong-Un trying to lick his nose appeared. Everyone laughed and went home​

    Starring:
    @TheKingy34
    @KevinX8
    @smileyhead
    @Seriel
    @Felek666
    @cheuble
    uh @Dionicio3
    Me
     
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  2. smileyhead

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    *gets tagged*
    Oh boy
     
  3. EthanAddict
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  4. Dionicio3

    Dionicio3 Some Cool Skiddo

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    I'm too scared to read
     
  5. Felek666

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    Oh boy.
    OH BOY
     
  6. EthanAddict
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    Read it, it isn't that bad, is it?
     
  7. Stephano

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    oh boy...
     
  8. Felek666

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    huehue
    fuck you @KevinX8
     
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  9. smileyhead

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    I read it.

    Uuh... At least I survived.
     
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  10. EthanAddict
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    Liked it?
     
  11. smileyhead

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    I voted in the poll... I won't tell you what I voted for, though!! :evil:
     
  12. EthanAddict
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    You voted everything :ha:
     
  13. Dionicio3

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  14. EthanAddict
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    Will this become best-seller?
     
  15. Dionicio3

    Dionicio3 Some Cool Skiddo

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    no
     
  16. TheKingy34

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    England I guess
    what the fuck are you on
     
  17. EthanAddict
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    Boredom and Internet make you go really high
     
  18. smileyhead

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    Ye but you can't tell who voted for what.
     
  19. EthanAddict
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    uh you can
     
  20. TheKingy34

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    England I guess
    Click on the number of votes.