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[SG854]

Do you wanna see God? Do you wanna see paradise? Something that is unattainable yet so close.
All it costs is your soul. Give me your soul and you shall see what every man truly desires.

 

[Ricken]

Do you wanna see God? Do you wanna see paradise? Something that is unattainable yet so close.
All it costs is your soul. Give me your soul and you shall see what every man truly desires.

Half. Take it or leave it.

 

[SG854]

Give me all of your soul. All of it. I shall take you to a place even the devil fears.

 

[The Catboy]

Hi, I am a demon and don’t have a soul, what do I do?

 

[JuanMena]

Give me all of your soul. All of it. I shall take you to a place even the devil fears.

California?
Or my hood?

 

[Ricken]

Give me all of your soul. All of it. I shall take you to a place even the devil fears.

Nono. Half. I still need part of it to mix into a smoothie later

 

[FAST6191]

Meh. Two ladies came to my door offering much the same deal a few years ago.

They had pictures though. I mean they seemingly were drawn by children to mimic a 1950s book for kids but they were still pictures.

 

[SG854]

Hi, I am a demon and don’t have a soul, what do I do?

Fill out this paper and send it to God a soul will come in 2 to 3 weeks later. If your newly delivered soul is rejecting your body be sure to contact customer service and they will assist you.

Then give all of your soul to me. So you can see how great life can really be.

 

[UltraSUPRA]

Sorry, bud, I already gave it to some hot Asian chick that had a copy of Chrono Trigger wedged between her breasts.