I am closing in on my 500th post and I wanted to do something special to commemorate this wonderful occasion. Well, I am offering sponsorship of my 500th post, which will go to the "highest bidder". So, think of the great opportunity you are being presented with. "This 500th post is brought to you by (insert your name)". Wow, can't you just see it now? These kinds of opportunities don't come along often, so make me your offer now! Here are some of the things I would accept as "payment": 1. Money 2. Well-wishes 3. an authentic "AceGunman" T-shirt (size XL) 4. Arkanoid advice (there is the one place I'm stuck on) 5. Bacon (but only from BoneMonkey) 6. general life advice 7. a roll of authentic "p1ngpong" toilet paper (but only if it has the holographic sticker on the package that verifies it's authenticity. I wouldn't want a fake roll) 8. other interesting trades considered (in the spirit of screen legend Anthony Quinn's towel on Seinfeld) 9. and I guess, more money "Post now, our operators are standing by!"