4 under the table:)

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Oct 17, 2007

4 under the table:) by innesochkay at 2:01 AM (1,118 Views / 0 Likes) 7 replies

  1. innesochkay
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    What can be worse than die stupid death, after becoming famous after withdrawal into the peace by another exclusively stupidity? The lists of absurd deaths are each yr. And these tragic absurdities - not to consider.

    About which did think the Hungarian on the name Of dzheyk the foehn, when he did decide to frighten wife so that that would cease to grumble, after deciding to stage... samopovesheniye? When wife arrived home, she saw the hanging husband and dropped with a crash into fainting. The neighbor arrived to noise, she saw two corpses and decided to rob house. Leaving from the room with the hands, complete of output, it obtained kick from hanging mister fen. From the fear, the lady gripped the heart attack. Mr. fen is later, to the happiness for it, it was justified in the murder, and even it reconciled with the wife.

    Jakob oylig attempted to commit suicide and it set fire himself. But suddenly it thought that this will be painfully, and it jumped into the adjacent reservoir in order to extinguish fire. But he forgot, that it does not know how to float, and it sank.
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    the 70- summer inhabitant of Italy Armando pinelli for long argued with the neighbor, who of them will sit on the only chair in the shadow of palm. He won dispute, after which the tree fell directly to it.

    In New York the man fell under the machine. He completely did not suffer; however, clever passer-by, who became witness, advised to it to be shut by seriously victim and to require compensation. Man agreed, but as soon as he again lay before the machine, that moved from the place and crushed him to death.

    Adelaide magnozo's 80- summer took out of the cabinet well-made bed and lay to sleep. It perished, when to gunstock unexpectedly it returned to the initial position.

    In Hong Kong 65- summer Of chai of vans -Fong decided to thank god for the fact that its daughter-in-law knew how to be selected from the traffic accident of whole and unharmed. When she prayed in the court of the many-storeyed house, where she lived with the family of son, the bag of cement fallen on top killed her.

    Ten-year boy of povzdoril with the father apropos of the disappeared packing of chocolate glaze for the cake. Quarrel became of ever of more emotional, and in the desperation 38- summer mister Kharst it put in the hand of son the knife: allegedly, if then me you hate, then strike. What the son made. Father died in the hospital hour after.

    The inhabitant of Bonn Pieter Gruber perished with the attempt to rob the museum of skills. After noting the approaching themselves guards, it zapanikoval attempted to run, but, having sharply covered for the angle, it stumbled on the meter sword of statue. Exhibit was called the "weapon of justice".

    Joshua Thomas berchett, 23 years, tested the assault of hiccup and asked friend to strongly him into the breast. That with the unwillingness carried out request, and Joshua fell to the bridge and died. He did not consider that in their family there were many cases of heart diseases.

    Here already untruth, that the "cows do not fly". Driver in California was killed by the windshield cow flown into. Animal into the thunderstorm left to the roadway, where the impact of automobile sent it in the flight, which ended on the cowling of the machine, which went through the crossband.

    Seven-year-old boy fell from the 300- meter break, after losing equilibrium, it it rocked on the cross, which noted the place, where 10 years ago perished another person.

    They did not die, but other cranks were close to this. 29- summer Richard greg Oliver was arrested and planted into the prison for the attempt to rob house in the adjacent city. When the police strove for it on the garden, Richard began to climb over the fence and the pistol, which was being located in the pocket of its pants, he shot... It is more not to become Gregu dad.

    Two West German motorists encountered forehead into the forehead in the small town Of getershlekh. There was heavy fog, they both slowly went, after putting out heads into the window and... they encountered by foreheads. Both were hospitalized with the serious damages. Machines did not suffer.
     
  2. Destructobot

    Member Destructobot Crave the Hammer

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    Try that again, please. This time in English.
     
  3. jumpman17

    Former Staff jumpman17 He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action!

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    Translated to English via a translator. It was Russian.

    Please, this is an English only forum. Run you posts through a translator if you have to.

    EDIT: What does this have to do with anything? Moved to testing area as I'm sure the replies will be testing area material.
     
  4. theorgan

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    some people eat bugs!
     
  5. mthrnite

    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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    [​IMG] (..and died.)
     
  6. MC DUI

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    Hey move it back to the news section I found it completely relevant!!


    /jk
     
  7. science

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    Hahaha these are funny!

    Two West German motorists encountered forehead into the forehead in the small town Of getershlekh. There was heavy fog, they both slowly went, after putting out heads into the window and... they encountered by foreheads. Both were hospitalized with the serious damages. Machines did not suffer.

    Like wtfÈÉ!!É!É
     
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    My dishwasher will be happy to hear that.
     

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