$2 million dollars but if Hell exists you go there when you die

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by RemixDeluxe, Dec 6, 2016.

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What do you choose?

  1. $2 million dollars, see you guys in Hell

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  2. No thank you, I cant take the heat

    23 vote(s)
    38.3%
  1. RemixDeluxe
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    RemixDeluxe GBAtemp Psycho!

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    The money is presented to you tax free and unmarked cash. Spend it however you want but if Hell does exist you are going there regardless of how you spend your remaining life.
     


  2. VinLark

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    20 million and it's a deal
     
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  3. CitizenSnips

    CitizenSnips a seldom-used crab named Lucky

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    Probably would go there regardless, if it existed... So sure 2 million would be nice
     
  4. mashers

    mashers Stubborn ape

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    Hell doesn't exist, so I'll take the money.
     
  5. invaderyoyo

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    Awesome, 2 million dollars in exchange for absolutely nothing!
     
  6. Sonic Angel Knight

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    Funny title, sound more like this game. :rolleyes:

    Still why is it that "IF HELL EXIST" shouldn't it just be you are going there? If implies it may not exist so it doesn't give someone to think about. Knowing it does, makes it more to think about simply cause they know exactly what is going on and should they accept the terms get exactly what they wanted.:unsure:
     
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  7. azoreseuropa

    azoreseuropa GBAtemp Guru

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    20 trillion dollars and you got no deal because hell doesn't exist. :)

    Geez.. I got almost 4,500 posts here.. very soon! Hehe.
     
  8. Lilith Valentine

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    I am already going to Hell, so give me that 2M!
     
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  9. Bubsy Bobcat

    Bubsy Bobcat vegtebales

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    I'm going to hell regardless, sooo.... *swipes the $2 million and runs off laughing like an idiot*
     
  10. DinohScene

    DinohScene Capture the Dino

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    I get 2 million + a trip to Derweze, Turkmenistan?
    Sure, why the fuck not.
     
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  11. DavidRO99

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    It doesnt really matter, as I have done enough bad things so Im already going to hell. Gimme that money now.

    EDIT:That was a joke for the people who dont get it. I think that everyone that said they would go to hell just said it as a joke.
     
    Last edited by DavidRO99, Dec 6, 2016
  12. Alex658

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    Considering I'm already going to hell judging by some people's religious beliefs for being gay, and that I make around 13$ a month because my country sucks balls...

    Then yeah, i'm taking the money with no regrets. Being alive can sometimes be hell itself, how much worse can it be? :tpi::tpi:
     
  13. Hanafuda

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    Yep. It could be 25 cents, I'd still take your money.
     
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  14. Armadillo

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    Pretty sure I'm fucked already, so I'll take the money.
     
  15. Amapola62

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    I'm in the minority here...I don't want to suffer eternally, I'd rather be poor...
     
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  16. TheVinAnator

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    Literally this. When he says "if hell exists" he means, no matter your belief just pretend it was real.
     
  17. DavidRO99

    DavidRO99 Average Ryzen user.

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    you know that just voting on a site wont get you into hell. Right? RIGHT?
     
  18. Amapola62

    Amapola62 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Of course...I'm just saying that if it turns out thatdeals with the devil are real, I won't ever sign one because I don't want to suffer eternally after I die...
     
  19. DavidRO99

    DavidRO99 Average Ryzen user.

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    I think that any sane person that belives in god(like me) wont sign a deal with the devil.
     
  20. Lacius

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    There's no reason to think Hell exists, so I'll take the money. If Hell does exist, an immoral God is probably arbitrarily sending me there anyway.