It's like being a moderator except instead of warning them, you just beat the shit out of them.
It's like being Phil Mitchell, really. Old school Phil Mitchell, though, none of this pansy ass "omg i cant drink alcohol and im 47 so im gonna try and play mind games instead waaah" crap I'm seeing. JUST KICK JACKS ARSE, PHIL.
THERE, I SAID IT.