18 Types of Internet Trolls

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18 Types of Internet Trolls
Which one are you?
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shlong said:
I don't really see any that I think suit me...
*Specialised troll* :3
There are many obvious grammatical errors in this post. I'd like to point some out to your inferior mind.

1) It's "specialized", not "specialised."

2) *Specialised troll* Fragment-- please consider revising.
 

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Just to make this easier:


1. The Rabid Flamer

This guy likes to make trouble for his own amusement. If nothing particularly nasty is going on, he’ll whip out his flamethrower and burn everyone in his path, especially denizens of parenting or pets chat rooms.


2. The Priggish Grammar Troll

No matter what the discussion is about, the Priggish Grammar Troll will ignore the argument and pick on the one word you used incorrectly, like “alot” or misuses of “they’re,” “their” and “there.”


3. The Crybaby

If someone says something mean to the Crybaby, she’ll become hysterical and swear she’s never coming back to the board. Of course, you’ll see her three days later when she slinks back for more abuse. The Crybaby often tells on you to the mods and swears she’s going to get you banned.


4. The Never-Give-Up, Never-Surrender Troll

This troll is ALWAYS right and will battle to the death to prove it. There’s no point in trying to fight her. If she can’t back something up with reality, she’ll make something up, just to show you how wrong you are.


5. The Retroactive Stalker

The Retroactive Stalker will go back in time to find every cragislist post you ever made until he finds something embarrassing you said, even if you posted it three years ago. After that, whenever you post anything new, the Retroactive Stalker will link to the old post(s) in an effort to discredit you.


6. The Lame Teenager

The Lame Teenager responds with clever sayings like, “I know you are, but what am I?” and “I’m rubber and you’re glue…” Warning: Sometimes the Lame Teenager is really a 40-year-old guy who can’t think of anything better to say.


7. The Self-Feeding Troll

This guy likes to argue, even when everyone else in the fo tells him he’s wrong. Without support from his nonexistent friends, he changes handles—or makes up new ones—to show the fo how loved he is.


8. The Bored Hater

This guy loves to make problems, usually out of sheer boredom. His posts are vile and hideous for no other reason than riling up total strangers. His arsenal includes racism, sexism, homophobia and religious intolerance.


9. Nellie McNeggerson

Nellie likes to show her displeasure by negging every craigslist post you make, regardless of its content. If you say, “cool!” she’ll neg you. If you say “thanks!” she’ll neg you. She might even create multiple accounts so she can neg you four or five times.


10. The Sharing Troll

Also known as the TOU Violator, this psycho will find out your personal information and post it on message boards when you anger him. For example, when he’s being an ass to someone and you step in to tell him to knock it off, he’ll use your real name or post your address.


11. The Profane Screamer

If someone says something even remotely critical of the Profane Screamer, he’ll TYPE IN ALL CAPS, telling you what a @#$# you are and insulting your mom. The Profane Screamer is often a noob and often turns into The Crybaby.


12. The White Knight

If the White Knight thinks someone hurts someone’s feelings, he’ll put on his shiny armor and joust for honor and goodness … even if the “attacked” person tells him to shut up.


13. The Expert

The Expert knows everything about everything and loves to share his knowledge. He’s a lawyer, a doctor, a senator, a pro-ball player, a historian, an engineer … in reality, of course, he’s an unemployed temp living with his mom.


14. The Spoiler

The Spoiler likes to ruin people’s days. On the film fo, he gives away endings (“He was dead the whole time!”). On sports sites, he posts the final scores.


15. The Fraud

Also known as the Romance Scammer or the Deposed Nigerian Prince, the fraud takes pleasure in robbing people of their cash or self respect. If your friends warn you that something seems hinky, PAY ATTENTION!


16. The Flooder

The Flooder tries to break forums by posting the same lame thing (LOL! ROTFL!) over and over and over and over and over and over…


17. The Liar

The Liar is the most common troll. He loves to lure in brainless high-school girls by pretending he’s a romantic 20-year-old sensitive poet. The Liar is fairly harmless—as long as you don’t set up an IRL meet-up.


18. The Stalker

The Stalker is the only truly dangerous troll. He’ll hack your computer, post your SSN on the Internet and find you IRL. 4Chan is filled with Stalkers, but fortunately they usually only amass when someone hurts a kitten or yells at a little kid.
 

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Vulpes Abnocto said:
13. The Expert

The Expert knows everything about everything and loves to share his knowledge. He’s a lawyer, a doctor, a senator, a pro-ball player, a historian, an engineer

Not only am I all of those, I am also an astronaut.
 

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MFDC12 said:
i like to think "The Retroactive Stalker" fits me most, but even that barely fits me
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Furthermore, I'd like to point out your grammatical errors. Here's what your post should say:
"I like to think "The Retroactive Stalker" title fits me most; but even that barely fits my description.
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Law said:
Vulpes Abnocto said:
13. The Expert

The Expert knows everything about everything and loves to share his knowledge. He’s a lawyer, a doctor, a senator, a pro-ball player, a historian, an engineer

Not only am I all of those, I am also an astronaut.

I'm all of those plus physicist and cyberneticist. I also make prosthetics for a living so I'm obviously nicer than all of you.

I'm also a 5'5, blonde, hawt d cup chick.



Maybe Hybrid should be an option
 

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"what troll are you" pretty dumb question i am this troll that i got from the first page of google image search

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science said:
"what troll are you" pretty dumb question i am this troll that i got from the first page of google image search
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That list of trolls actually makes me think of a sort of survival game of sorts.

Left 4 Troll?
Troll 4 Dead?
 

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Son of Science said:
shlong said:
I don't really see any that I think suit me...
*Specialised troll* :3
There are many obvious grammatical errors in this post. I'd like to point some out to your inferior mind.

1) It's "specialized", not "specialised."

2) *Specialised troll* Fragment-- please consider revising.
It's called British English.
 

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Eon-Rider said:
Son of Science said:
shlong said:
I don't really see any that I think suit me...
*Specialised troll* :3
There are many obvious grammatical errors in this post. I'd like to point some out to your inferior mind.

1) It's "specialized", not "specialised."

2) *Specialised troll* Fragment-- please consider revising.
It's called British English.
So nernernynerner~
 

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If I was a troll, which I'm not and I don't, since this thread sucks majorly because the op is most probably a black jewish with a nazi tatoo scar on his left eye, I'd probably be a Bored Rabid Flame Hater.

I'd just want to mention, in case some of you don't get the sarcasm on my post, that the insults towards the thread opener were just a joke. No offence desired.
 
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