So the time has come, the long awaited 11,111 post competition...I know I know I cheated and got Ace Gunman to take my posts to 1337 while I waited for the prizes but my posts are basically EoF standard so they don't count as proper posts. This compy is totally legit, its real otherwise it'll be in the EoF. raulpica can vouch for me as he won the 10,001 post competition and got his awesome prizes. Prizes on offer: Handcuffs for a keychain! A whip for a keychain! Pleasure Gel...its been opened (it was only used for parties for ladies to see what the texture is like)! Mint Penis Shaped Tic-Tacs (the ones pictured are strawberry and belong to raulpica)! Milk Chocolate Willies...they're disgusting! Chocolate Dick-On-A-Stick! A box of "Ice Cream Parlour", ten ice creamed flavoured lickable lubes! Two jelly penises that you chuck at the wall and they slide down...OMFG!!!1!!!!! A KP Chocolate Dip....which is awesome! A packet of iced gems!! A PALE BLUE SIZE 36C WOMANS BRA...you can tell your mates that your scored!!!!!! Also a legit prize...sorta!!!!! A BOXED FAULTY YELLOW GAMEBOY COLOR WITH ALL THE BITS THAT CAME WITH IT!!!! I didn't know it was faulty, only when I tested it today did I realise that it had no sound coming out of the speaker BUT sound does work if you use headphones, however there'll also be a speaker to plug in to it to solve that problem!!! Also the battery cover has vanished but you can always use tape to keep the batteries from falling out. There are some scratches but they aren't deep and you can clearly see the screen very well. This is a prime piece of Memorabildrian that all Fandrians should own...I'll even sign it if required. HAWT HAIRY TITTIES BEST PRIZE EVAR!! As well as that... A BOXED COPY OF POKEMON RED!! It works perfectly, nothing is wrong with it. It has the manual and all that. HAWT BALLZ! Also I'll give away a signed candid picture of me licking some hot buns! You really want these prizes don't you? Want to know how to get them? Answer these questions: 1. What is the name of Cat Orcs mother? 2. Which of these is a name that I never changed to? Dongdrian, Gaydrian, Lesdrian, Zombdrian or Hadrigu1n? 3. What is my middle name? * 4. What sort of house do I live it? 5. Would I kill a animal to feast from it (this is if there is still plenty of food around)? * 6. What model of DS do I own? * 7. I am currently replaying a GTA clone on the Wii...name it. 8. Which of the following games did I bring to the attention of GBAtemp? GTA: Chinatown Wars, Puzzle Quest or Ninjabread Man? 9. Which version of H.E.R.O. do I prefer? Atari 2600 or Sega SG-1000? * 10. Which gaming company would I like to see taken down a WHOLE peg? 11. What movie do me and Evie act scenes out of for fun? Friday 13th, The Big Lebowski or Monster House? * 12. Which of the following have I never been part of? Podcast Crew, Mag Staff or Ninja?