100 Dwarves Vs. 100 Midgets who will win?

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100 Dwarves Vs. 100 Midgets who will win?

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  1. BoneMonkey
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    No weapons only hand to hand combat
     


  2. Westside

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  3. The Worst

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    midgets
     
  4. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    That sir was uncalled for and RUDE and to you sir i say GOOD DAY!

    oh and inject yourself with a needle full of aids

    NOW PLEASE lets keep this topic serious
     
  5. Brainy142

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    midgets cuz they will activate their midget powers
     
  6. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    I added a poll vote for your favorites
     
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  8. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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  10. Triforce

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    Midgets win!

    After a glorious battle there was 1 Midget left standing proudly

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  12. Man18

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    He named his lvl pokemon Dwarves and Midgets (Mudkip and Bidoof)
     
  13. pinbi7

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    midgets/dwarves < gnomes
     
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  15. WildWon

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    Gotta be dwarves. If you hit a midget on the head, don't they become gold coins?

    Yup, the battle ends with very rich dwarves.
     
  16. RayorDragonFall

    RayorDragonFall I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

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    Dwarfs have strength and toughness, but midges are only small humans, so dwarfs win.
     
  17. Monster On Strin

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    Are you kidding me midgets are hella fast [​IMG]
     
  18. xalphax

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  19. cruddybuddy

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    Warwick Davis is a dwarf you idiot.
     
  20. gizmo_gal

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    Dwarves? As in the Fantasy Race?

    Because "Midget" is more of an informal/prejudiced term for a person with any variety of Dwarfism, ya know...

    If you do indeed mean the Fantasy Race type of Dwarf, the a Dwarf, but they'd beat most humans anyway if they could catch us. As they are generally thought as having or depicted to be stout, sturdy and muscular, having powerful but short limbs and very strong wills and pretty tough skin, so yeah, Humans period would lose in hand to hand combat with Dwarves.