10 Insane Bikes That No One Should Ever Ride

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Dec 2, 2008
  1. SoulAnger
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    Designers with a deathwish are pushing the boundaries of bicycle design far beyond the realm of practicality into preposterous new worlds. The following 10 bikes are some of the most outrageous concepts to spring forth from this movement, and should only be operated in a controlled environment by stuntmen and circus folk.

    Source: http://gizmodo.com/5100303/10-insane-bikes...hould-ever-ride
     
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    That's hilarious, especially the Bitchcruiser. [​IMG]
     
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    Is the bitchcruiser pic I posted, okay over here at gbatemp?
     
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    nice bitchcruiser but i don't see any front wheel ??
     
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    Look a bit further, in front of the girl (not here hands), but trough her neck....You'll see a wheel!
     
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    ladder bike, bitchcruiser,running bike..
    what the hell buys something like this? [​IMG]
     
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    While I agree riding those is probably not for the sensible I would still argue a penny farthing is far more insane:
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    I'll take the penny farthing over the Uniwheel any day.





    And here's the motorized version.

     
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    But, obviously, the best (or is it the worse?) insane bike ever is "IT", designed by Mr. Garrison, in South Park's episode "The Entity".
     
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    seesaw bike = awesome
     
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    Paris Hilton is one bike you shouldn't ride either.
     
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    [​IMG] she gives a whole nother meaning to public transportation.

    The Unibike is awesome!
     
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    that is sick!!!


    that bitchcruiser is funny shit
     
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    I buy all pls
     
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    Haha, these are awesome [​IMG]
     
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    I wanna ride the uni thing. [​IMG]
     

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