This is my 10,001 post, by epenis standards that means that its so much bigger than anyone elses on the forum. So because it is so big I'd thought I'd share my epenis with two lucky people. Not only will these people get a share of my epenis but they'll also get two prizes each along with a signed picture of myself!!!
Main Prize:
A pair of Ann Summers Show Time knickers size 14-16!!! I can even wear them if you want!
A box of Ann Summers Sex God "pheromone whipes" which are made to boost your masculine charms!
Runners up prize:
A box of Strawberry flavoured penis shaped tic tacs!
Two sperm slinky toys (no idea what they are called). Basically they are sperm shaped and you chuck them at a wall and you watch them slink down.
What do you need to do to win these prizes?
I've done a little treasure hunt!! Around the forum I've placed four pictures for you to find and all you have to do is PM me and tell me what each of the pictures are of and where they were hidden...simple as a Big Brother contestant.
Here are the clues to each picture, you'll know what picture I want as it has text pretty much saying so. Remember to look at the entire thread:
1. The guitarist of The Stooges is no longer with us.
2. CockroachMan: A True Beauty.
3. The father of videogames & what happens to bread when its left out too long.
4. I wonder what the makers of Penny Lane would make of Lagman? I wish he came back.
Rules:
Must either have over 500 posts or you have been a member for over one year.
You can't have had any warns for at least two months.
PM's must have links to each post where the picture was posted and you must also tell me what the picture is of.
The "winner" and "runner up" will be chosen at random.
Competition ends Monday 22nd June 8PM GMT. Entries sent afterwards will be look at too in case I forget.
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Yeah my prizes are rejected items from my Mrs Ann Summers kit but they are all brand new...unless you want the knickers to be worn.
Main Prize:
A pair of Ann Summers Show Time knickers size 14-16!!! I can even wear them if you want!
A box of Ann Summers Sex God "pheromone whipes" which are made to boost your masculine charms!
Runners up prize:
A box of Strawberry flavoured penis shaped tic tacs!
Two sperm slinky toys (no idea what they are called). Basically they are sperm shaped and you chuck them at a wall and you watch them slink down.
What do you need to do to win these prizes?
I've done a little treasure hunt!! Around the forum I've placed four pictures for you to find and all you have to do is PM me and tell me what each of the pictures are of and where they were hidden...simple as a Big Brother contestant.
Here are the clues to each picture, you'll know what picture I want as it has text pretty much saying so. Remember to look at the entire thread:
1. The guitarist of The Stooges is no longer with us.
2. CockroachMan: A True Beauty.
3. The father of videogames & what happens to bread when its left out too long.
4. I wonder what the makers of Penny Lane would make of Lagman? I wish he came back.
Rules:
Must either have over 500 posts or you have been a member for over one year.
You can't have had any warns for at least two months.
PM's must have links to each post where the picture was posted and you must also tell me what the picture is of.
The "winner" and "runner up" will be chosen at random.
Competition ends Monday 22nd June 8PM GMT. Entries sent afterwards will be look at too in case I forget.
Yeah my prizes are rejected items from my Mrs Ann Summers kit but they are all brand new...unless you want the knickers to be worn.
