10,001 Post Competition

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Hadrian, Jun 20, 2009.

Jun 20, 2009

10,001 Post Competition by Hadrian at 5:17 PM (5,500 Views / 1 Likes) 97 replies

  1. Hadrian
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    Former Staff Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    This is my 10,001 post, by epenis standards that means that its so much bigger than anyone elses on the forum. So because it is so big I'd thought I'd share my epenis with two lucky people. Not only will these people get a share of my epenis but they'll also get two prizes each along with a signed picture of myself!!!

    Main Prize:

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    A pair of Ann Summers Show Time knickers size 14-16!!! I can even wear them if you want! [​IMG]

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    A box of Ann Summers Sex God "pheromone whipes" which are made to boost your masculine charms!

    Runners up prize:
    A box of Strawberry flavoured penis shaped tic tacs!
    Two sperm slinky toys (no idea what they are called). Basically they are sperm shaped and you chuck them at a wall and you watch them slink down.

    What do you need to do to win these prizes?
    I've done a little treasure hunt!! Around the forum I've placed four pictures for you to find and all you have to do is PM me and tell me what each of the pictures are of and where they were hidden...simple as a Big Brother contestant.

    Here are the clues to each picture, you'll know what picture I want as it has text pretty much saying so. Remember to look at the entire thread:
    1. The guitarist of The Stooges is no longer with us.
    2. CockroachMan: A True Beauty.
    3. The father of videogames & what happens to bread when its left out too long.
    4. I wonder what the makers of Penny Lane would make of Lagman? I wish he came back.

    Rules:
    Must either have over 500 posts or you have been a member for over one year.
    You can't have had any warns for at least two months.
    PM's must have links to each post where the picture was posted and you must also tell me what the picture is of.

    The "winner" and "runner up" will be chosen at random.
    Competition ends Monday 22nd June 8PM GMT. Entries sent afterwards will be look at too in case I forget. [​IMG].

    Yeah my prizes are rejected items from my Mrs Ann Summers kit but they are all brand new...unless you want the knickers to be worn. [​IMG]
     
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  2. Raika

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    Is this a toke jopic or is this real. [​IMG]
     
  3. Ferrariman

    Member Ferrariman Hip-Flop and cRap

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    Uh, I think I will pass.
     
  4. ENDscape

    Member ENDscape REBORN! I will post with my Dying Will!!!

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    The competition is real but the prizes are jokes?
     
  5. Hadrian
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    Former Staff Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    Depends on the person, some may need a pair of knickers (the ladies here, they do have the hygiene strip on the gusset) and some may be so fugly that they need pheromone whipes. Also some may want strawberry smelling breath.

    Either way, its all free.
     
  6. Frederica Bernkastel

    Member Frederica Bernkastel WebPerf and PWA advocate; @antoligy on Twitter

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    Uhh... enjoy your new PM box spam...
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  7. ENDscape

    Member ENDscape REBORN! I will post with my Dying Will!!!

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    Ahhh, so its for reals. And true, depends on the person.
     
  8. Maz7006

    Member Maz7006 iSEXu

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    I thought Hadrian was going to get banned at 10,000 posts [​IMG]

    This is more like EOF stuff [​IMG]
     
  9. Reaper

    Member Reaper Tͩ͒ͥ̈́ͧ̓͑̆̂

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    can i win plz [​IMG]
    i want prize
     
  10. Hadrian
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    Former Staff Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    EoF is for jokes.

    This is serious.
     
  11. Blood Fetish

    Member Blood Fetish Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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    I don't have enough posts, so I guess I shan't be playing. A shame too, as I could have really used a new pair of panties.
     
  12. Hadrian
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    Former Staff Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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  13. Wintrale

    Member Wintrale GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Pah! 10'000 posts? Is that all? *cackles* When you reach 19'573 like I have on N4G, then you can make threads about stupidly huge post counts. [​IMG]
     
  14. p1ngpong

    Supervisor p1ngpong Legit Boss Harold

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    You can shush now, seriously.
     
  15. Wintrale

    Member Wintrale GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    It was only a joke... >_
     
  16. Hadrian
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    Former Staff Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    So that site launched in 2006 and you've already reached that?

    If I did the same amount here even when I started in 2004, I'd think there is something wrong with my life. Try meeting some people one day.
     
  17. tj_cool

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    Damn, have been warned last month [​IMG] (although it was removed after 20 minutes)

    Prove it. We can't access your link without a login
     
  18. Santee

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    I can hear a lot of little kids going "mommy why is the a bulge in that person's pants" any way a don't qualify even if I don't want any of those prizes.
     
  19. Wintrale

    Member Wintrale GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Like I said, it was just a joke. As for saying there's something wrong with my life, I have my reasons. But hey, since I'm not welcome in this thread and I wouldn't want to drag it off topic or anything, I'll take my leave.
     
  20. Hadrian
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    It was unjust and removed so thats fine. [​IMG]
     

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