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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!
 

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He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!
 
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