Switch uses ASLR (Address space layout randomization) in the complete user-space (i believe). This is what makes save-game exploits extremly difficult because it is very hard to predict where in memory your save game will be loaded to or where you need to jump.
I think this comment was aimed at playing online, not at going online at all. I highly doubt that Nintendo will ever disallow users to update their Switch just because they are on 1.0.0
Serial: XAJ700158
Serial on device matches serial on box: Did not open Box, but i assume so!
Region: EUR
Firmware: Did not open Box (assumed it would be > 3.0.1)
Color option: Neon
Store: Amazon (DE)
Was a bundle (if yes, which): No (but combined with a hard-copy of BOTW)
Purchase date...
DiGiorno Crispy Pan Pizza tasted pretty dang close to Pizza hut pan pizza, but Im not sure if theyve been discontinued or not. Havent seen them locally for a couple of months now.