but its not two pages long :S
try this:
there was a old woman that lost her cat she shouted: Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here...