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  1. Blue Protoman

    Half of everything is luck.

    You go right. There is only a dead end. You go the other way. Below you is a bathroom. There is a man in the stall below you. He appears to be the only one in the bathroom. Objectives: -Find Agent 006. -Do not get caught. If you do, you will fail the mission. What will you do now?
  2. Blue Protoman

    Half of everything is luck.

    Your name is Bond. James Bond. You are a spy for the British government. The year is 1986. You have been assigned to destroy a chemical weapons facility in Arkhangelsk, Russia with a cohort. 1. All choices must be serious. Stupid replies (e.g., "Dig to China with your ears") will be...
  3. Blue Protoman

    Your name is Bond.

    You run into the cockpit. Pussy can't control the plane. She takes out a lone parachute. Apparently, it's the only one on the plane. You put it on, and jump out, with Pussy clinging to you. The plane crash-lands in a lake. You land safely near that lake. Pussy initially wants to find...
  4. Blue Protoman

    Your name is Bond.

    You leap forward in an attempt to snatch the revolver. You grab it, but Goldfinger won't let go. As you both struggle for it, the trigger somehow gets pulled. The bullet hits....a window! A vacuum has started to suck everything out of the plane! Goldfinger is sucked through a window. No...
  5. Blue Protoman

    Your name is Bond.

    Learn how to do BB Code, 'k? This is no time to dance! If you do nothing, you'll either be killed by a bullet or a very hard impact! Objectives: -Disarm Goldfinger. What will you do now?
  6. Blue Protoman

    Your name is Bond.

    No, Goldfinger was hiding in the bathroom until you got on the plane, waiting to kill you. Also, Nintendo is unknown outside of Japan at the moment.
  7. Blue Protoman

    Your name is Bond.

    Goldfinger is still wearing his US Army uniform. He has a gold-plated revolver on him. You are unarmed. You realize that if Goldfinger hits a window, the extreme difference in air pressure between the plane and the atmosphere will create a vacuum, sucking everything out and crashing the...
  8. Blue Protoman

    Your name is Bond.

    Click. You both hang up. You are escorted to the plane. Everyone who's still alive (even a few of Goldfinger's henchmen) are applauding you. As the plane takes off, they all wave you goodbye. You are sitting on the plane, relaxing after a hard day. After all, you've just saved the American...
  9. Blue Protoman

    The Game

  10. Blue Protoman

    Your name is Bond.

    You look at the bomb. You have no idea what any of the parts are; all the labels are in Chinese. The maker of the bomb must have been in Chinese. Objectives: -Disarm the bomb. The bomb will go off in fifteen seconds. What will you do now?
  11. Blue Protoman

    LLAMAS

    Only if you constantly show it off.
  12. Blue Protoman

    Your name is Bond.

    You punch the bomb; one of the moving parts stops. The timer is still going, however. Objectives: -Disarm the bomb. The bomb will go off in thirty seconds. What will you do now?
  13. Blue Protoman

    Your name is Bond.

    You take two gold bars and start smashing the lock. It takes time, but you succeed! Objective Complete! -Break the lock on the bomb. You open the bomb. Uh-oh. The inside is extremely complicated. There are moving parts, wires, and switches everywhere. One false move could set it off...
  14. Blue Protoman

    Your name is Bond.

    You run up and grab the exposed wire, being careful not to touch the copper. You jab the wire onto the metal bars. Since Oddjob's hat conducts electricity, he is hit by the shock. Oddjob violently shakes in place. After a moment, he collapses. Success! Objective complete! -Defeat Oddjob...
  15. Blue Protoman

    Dirtie, this is for you.

    I hope no one sees this bump.
  16. Blue Protoman

    Gaming Local Multilayer PC Games

    Doom.
  17. Blue Protoman

    Gaming Warioware DIY Wii - DS Wifi Game Trading?

    Play the goddamned game, THEN we can talk about repetition.
  18. Blue Protoman

    Your name is Bond.

  19. Blue Protoman

    LLAMAS

    Oh, shit. You're right. There. That'll stop him.
  20. Blue Protoman

    Your name is Bond.

    You position yourself to catch the hat. The hat's a lot harder than it looks, though; when you try to catch it, you injure your left hand. Good thing you're right-handed. You pick it up and toss it at Oddjob. He ducks out of the way. The hat gets stuck between two metal bars. Oddjob walks...
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