User Review: Super Mario Bros. (Retro)

By Stealphie, Jan 14, 2020 (updated Jan 16, 2020) 346 29 4

Jan 14, 2020
  • Release Date (NA): January 15, 1985
  • Release Date (EU): May 15, 1987
  • Release Date (JP): September 13, 1985
  • Publisher: Nintendo
  • Developer: Nintendo Creative Department
  • Genres: 2D Platformer
  • ESRB Rating: Everyone
  • PEGI Rating: Three years and older
  • Also For: Nintendo 3DS
  • Single player
    Local Multiplayer
    Online Multiplayer
    Co-operative

Review Approach:

Good
Hello, I'm Stealphie and this time i'm reviewing one of the most iconic video games in gaming history. Super Mario Bros. for the NES!
Stealphie
Are the levels well designed? No. (mostly)
Is this game fun? Kinda, if you just play it for like, 5 minutes it's definitely fun, buf after that it just gets kinda boring.
Is the multiplayer good? No. The second player will only play when the first player die, and vice-versa.
Does it control well? Yeah, it feels decent to run' n jump but the the thing below makes it feel worse.
Are the physics good? No. They just feel off, it's hard to explain why but they feel off and makes controlling the game less fun.
Is there a reason to come back to this game after beating it? No, there is literally nothing to do after beating this game.
This game is available for: Nintendo Entertainment System, Super Nintendo (Super Mario All-Stars), Gameboy Color (Super Mario Bros. Deluxe), Gameboy Advance (Classic NES: Super Mario Bros.), Wii (Virtual Console), 3DS (Virtual Console), WiiU ( Virtual Console), Switch (Nes Online).

EDIT: Don't be a bitch if you don't agree with me. Calling me an idiot because """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""'I'm wrong""""""""""""""""""'""""""""""" is kinda dumb. Apparently i can't have a Opinion anymore.
Verdict
What I Liked . . . Kinda fun What I Didn't Like . . . Kinda unfun Most of the levels are not very well designed Physics feel off Lives system is annoying and pointless Bad multiplayer
7 Presentation
It looks fine and sounds good. The soundtrack is catchy and absolutely classic.
5 Gameplay
The run button is a godsend's and overall this game controls fine, but the physics just feel off.
- Lasting Appeal
Literally nothing to do after beating the game.
4
out of 10
Overall (not an average)
While this is definitely a classic, just play the New Super Mario Bros. games, they are pretty fun and well designed. If you want to play this game, beat world one, then quit.

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