"... I really don’t think that those weird online college enrichment bullshits are going to be enough to pull my balls out of the ground before I become some heroin burnout"
um......what the actual fuck?
Dude, maybe Benadryl, Morning Glory seeds, air duster, weak-ass bottom-shelf weed is for you if you feel like you'll be a burnt-out H-bomb dropout in the 10th grade. Either way, slow your roll, homie.