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Oh hey Johnny what's up?
I have a problem with Lisa. She says that I hit her.
What? Well did you?
*sits down* no, it's not true. Don't even ask. What's new with you?
Well I'm just sitting up here thinking, you know. I've got a question for you.
Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do?
What makes you say that?
I don't know. I don't know, I'm just...I'm just thinking.
I don't have to worry about that because Lisa is loyal to me.
Yeah man, you never know. People are very strange these days. I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad, she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark. *gets up*
Yeah you can say that again.
I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.
Yeah man, yeah you are very lucky.
Well, maybe you should have a girl, Mark.
Yeah, yeah maybe you're right. Maybe I have one already. I don't know yet.
Well, what happened? Remember Betty? That's her name?
That's too bad. My Lisa's great whenever I get it.
Aw man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're just flat out stupid. Other times they're just evil.
It seems to me that you're the expert, Mark.
*chuckles a bit* No, definitely not an expert Johnny.