there is a bear on my street, and my dogs might have to go outside, so i have to guard them, for my weapon if ever it see's me, and starts running at me, do i take an axe (which is not very sharp) , or a airsoft that runs of compressed air?
how do i defend myself from a bear
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Take an air horn.
If that doesn't scare the bear away you're boned either way.
If that doesn't scare the bear away you're boned either way.
Koala bears are known carriers of chlamydia so might want to avoid them but are pretty slow when all is said and done. Either of your weapon choices should be sufficient if your abilities are similarly so.
Do some arm curls and punch the bear in the face.
If this is an actual serious question do not even try and go near a bear, they do not give a shit and will fuck you up. If you are really worried have you actually contacted the authorities? Some places get troublesome bears and relocate them.
Also carry bear mace, but that sometimes has little affect.
yeah, i was able to go outside, i didnt see the bear luckily, but i will still try not to go outside anymore.
You better move, if I ever saw a bear on the street, I probably question moving too... or maybe, what it taste like. Doubt many people ever had bear meat. 
well i didnt see the bear, but my neighbor called me to tell me he had seen a bear like 2 houses away from where i livedYou better move, if I ever saw a bear on the street, I probably question moving too... or maybe, what it taste like. Doubt many people ever had bear meat.
Invite it over for a beer or something, get to know the guy ya know
if I ever saw a bear on the street, I probably question moving too... or maybe, what it taste like. Doubt many people ever had bear meat.
Of the more carnivorous animals out there in the world then bear meat is one of the more enjoyed meats and generally considered quite tasty as these things go if you get the right one.
It is fairly hard to prepare and if you get it wrong/it goes off it will mess you up something fierce (not just squirts for a day or two, you are having an awful year)
https://www.npr.org/sections/thesal...y-the-invasivores-havent-pounced-on-bear-meat
Seems more tricky than moose or deer meat, or even emu eggs.
alright, i think thats what i will do
I know things are generally bigger in North America but you really have a microwave suitable to hold a whole bear?
Always keep the bear bite relief ointment in your backpack.
Guys, guys, guys... we're all assuming he means "bear" as in animal. Are we sure he didn't actually mean a chubby homosexual man?
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