Now that I got your attention...
Broccoli is the fucking shit, and I'm tired of pretending it's not. It's one of the best greens ever.
Broccoli is the fucking shit, and I'm tired of pretending it's not. It's one of the best greens ever.
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION: IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR ARE A FUCKING LIBERAL, DO NOT READ.
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Broccoli is green, green is the colour associated with environmentalism, environmentalism is associated with the left, the left is also known as liberal, liberals are stereotyped as easily offended, those on the left may also be socialist, you are what you eat.
Ergo PineappleGod is an easily offended liberal commie bastard!
Ergo PineappleGod is an easily offended liberal commie bastard!
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Don't forget to bake your broccoli before you eat it
Or steam it!
Steamed broccoli with no salt is amazing.
Just fuckin throw that shit into the microwave and bam! Good food.
No! Gotta bake it! When it’s crispy, it’s so good.
I love putting broccoli in my stir fry, I put 2 bags of it cuz I need to eat more greens lol
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Are you from germany? The german federal narcotics comissary just recently answered a question regarding the legality of cannabis with the (paraphrased) sentence:
"cannabis is not brocolli"
im not a botanist, but i don't think thats broccoli.
i think it more likely you bought that on a street corner/back alley from Brock Li
so kinda the same
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cauliflower
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I love broccoli
I like to lube up a nice fresh supple broccoli with warm oil and feel its bumpy little branches glide against my mushroom tip. I like to tease it with my tongue until the juices flow and trickle down my throat while I try and get the whole length of the broccoli in my mouth.
Other times I just chop it a bit and steam it with some salt.
I like to lube up a nice fresh supple broccoli with warm oil and feel its bumpy little branches glide against my mushroom tip. I like to tease it with my tongue until the juices flow and trickle down my throat while I try and get the whole length of the broccoli in my mouth.
Other times I just chop it a bit and steam it with some salt.
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