How To Turn Your Cable Box Into A Gaming PC And Increase Internet Speed (Sales Method)

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Hey all! I just wanted to write a quick tutorial for a method for "converting" your cable box into a gaming PC. I've been procrastinating writing this for years, sorry about that. Let's get this done, then, shall we?

First of all, you won't be physically turning your cable box into a gaming PC. Instead, this method assumes that you have the following conditions...

1) You live with people (probably your parents) who only have a vague idea at best as to how the internet works and they have a cable subscription.

2) They rely on this cable subscription to get all of the content that they want to watch.

3) You want a gaming PC and you're willing to hand them a sales pitch that is heavily backed by logic.

The sales pitch you're going to give them goes something like this: "I can axe your entire cable bill, forever, while you sacrifice nothing. The only thing I need is for you to buy me a roughly $1,000 PC. What I'm offering is worth 20 times that amount since you will never have to pay a cable bill ever again.".

Now, obviously, they might be flabbergasted to hear that, and they may want some proof. Here's the real trick to this lifehack...you can prove it to them by ordering the Fire TV for $40, then installing Kodi, and then modifying Kodi with a custom build. (Look it up, I can't link them here.) "But Wolvenreign!", you hypothetically cry, "How are you supposed to get a gaming PC out of this deal if they buy a FireTV and you give them the entire hack straight off the bat?!". It's simple, my friends. You're showing them the modified Kodi which will end up replacing their cable box, true. But the part where the gaming PC comes in is lightning fast local FTP content streaming where the FTP server is hosted on the gaming PC.

Quite simply, you show them the Kodi as a sample and then say that if they want the full package, including absolutely instant streaming to their Fire TV, they need to get you a PC that is capable of that.

Now you and I might know full well that you don't actually need a PC of this power just to be a dinky little FTP streaming server. But your customers don't. They find the idea of you needing a computer with beefy capabilities, especially one with a powerful GPU, in order to stream to their TV to be a logical idea. It's a "market image", you might say.

As far as creating an FTP server on your computer and then configuring it on your Kodi, these two videos will do the trick to teach you how...





And voila! You now have a gaming PC which hosts all of their content and your own big batch of video games. Remember, you're generating an insane amount of value for your customers, it literally is a priceless gift you have given them, do not be shy about pointing this out.

Bonus: If they still use home phones and are stubborn about cancelling them, instead of trying to convince them how useless home phones are, just show them this video...



If the home phone subscription is with someone like AT&T who does both home phone and mobile phone service, instead of using a SIM card from T-Mobile, call AT&T and have them transfer the home phone number to a SIM card that they'll mail you. Other than that, follow the directions of the video to a T, and you'll end up increasing your internet speed for the same price or cheaper than what you're paying now as well. Note that you can increase the internet speed regardless of whether or not you're replacing the home phone, just use your cable replacement as the leverage instead of the home phone replacement.

You can also use the leverage method to renegotiate your cell phone bill prices and lower them substantially.

I'll edit this later, but for now, enjoy these rather hefty life hacks! Ta-ta!
 
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Hey all! I just wanted to write a quick tutorial for a method for "converting" your cable box into a gaming PC. I've been procrastinating writing this for years, sorry about that. Let's get this done, then, shall we?

First of all, you won't be physically turning your cable box into a gaming PC. Instead, this method assumes that you have the following conditions...

1) You live with people (probably your parents) who only have a vague idea at best as to how the internet works and they have a cable subscription.

2) They rely on this cable subscription to get all of the content that they want to watch.

3) You want a gaming PC and you're willing to hand them a sales pitch that is heavily backed by logic.

The sales pitch you're going to give them goes something like this: "I can axe your entire cable bill, forever, while you sacrifice nothing. The only thing I need is for you to buy me a roughly $1,000 PC. What I'm offering is worth 20 times that amount since you will never have to pay a cable bill ever again.".

Now, obviously, they might be flabbergasted to hear that, and they may want some proof. Here's the real trick to this lifehack...you can prove it to them by ordering the Fire TV for $40, then installing Kodi, and then modifying Kodi with a custom build. (Look it up, I can't link them here.) "But Wolvenreign!", you hypothetically cry, "How are you supposed to get a gaming PC out of this deal if they buy a FireTV and you give them the entire hack straight off the bat?!". It's simple, my friends. You're showing them the modified Kodi which will end up replacing their cable box, true. But the part where the gaming PC comes in is lightning fast local FTP content streaming where the FTP server is hosted on the gaming PC.

Quite simply, you show them the Kodi as a sample and then say that if they want the full package, including absolutely instant streaming to their Fire TV, they need to get you a PC that is capable of that.

Now you and I might know full well that you don't actually need a PC of this power just to be a dinky little FTP streaming server. But your customers don't. They find the idea of you needing a computer with beefy capabilities, especially one with a powerful GPU, in order to stream to their TV to be a logical idea. It's a "market image", you might say.

As far as creating an FTP server on your computer and then configuring it on your Kodi, these two videos will do the trick to teach you how...





And voila! You now have a gaming PC which hosts all of their content and your own big batch of video games. Remember, you're generating an insane amount of value for your customers, it literally is a priceless gift you have given them, do not be shy about pointing this out.

Bonus: If they still use home phones and are stubborn about cancelling them, instead of trying to convince them how useless home phones are, just show them this video...



If the home phone subscription is with someone like AT&T who does both home phone and mobile phone service, instead of using a SIM card from T-Mobile, call AT&T and have them transfer the home phone number to a SIM card that they'll mail you. Other than that, follow the directions of the video to a T, and you'll end up increasing your internet speed for the same price or cheaper than what you're paying now as well. Note that you can increase the internet speed regardless of whether or not you're replacing the home phone, just use your cable replacement as the leverage instead of the home phone replacement.

You can also use the leverage method to renegotiate your cell phone bill prices and lower them substantially.

I'll edit this later, but for now, enjoy these rather hefty life hacks! Ta-ta!


Interesting, I would try this, except my parents would probably see right throught this. Thanks anyways.
 
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This tutorial is of absolute no use to me. What with me being an adult and living on my own ect :rofl:

Well, if you have a cable subscription, it at least points out what you can do to replace it. =P Then again, if you're on this site and you're anything past a newbie, you probably already know this stuff. Oh well, what can you do?

Edit: Actually, with that said...check out the last video there. Learning the "leverage method" can cut down the prices on just about any service under the sun. You just have to get them to transfer you to the retention department.
 
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I could have used this tutorial several years ago, but I already managed to buy my own gaming PC and also convince my parents to drop cable. Good effort though.
 
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This was an incredibly misleading title, leading into a pretty scummy and dishonest "sales tactic" that I doubt anyone in life would ever actually succeed at executing.

The day you find someone to buy you a $1,000 computer for following a YouTube tutorial video on installing a Kodi build on a Fire Stick, let me know.
 

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This was an incredibly misleading title, leading into a pretty scummy and dishonest "sales tactic" that I doubt anyone in life would ever actually succeed at executing.

The day you find someone to buy you a $1,000 computer for following a YouTube tutorial video on installing a Kodi build on a Fire Stick, let me know.

:wtf:

That...actually happened. To me. That's...why I posted this in the first place. It happened years ago, and they were pretty happy with it.

It was worth it to them to replace the cable box. It was what I wanted out of it, and they got the ability to FTP stream from a local service.

I mean...cable subscriptions can be upwards of $60 a month. The computer was paid for in a little over a year and some change with those savings.

Here, check out this old thread about it.

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I could have used this tutorial several years ago, but I already managed to buy my own gaming PC and also convince my parents to drop cable. Good effort though.

I'm sorry...my sleep apnea got the better of me. =/
 

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:wtf:

That...actually happened. To me. That's...why I posted this in the first place. It happened years ago, and they were pretty happy with it.

It was worth it to them to replace the cable box. It was what I wanted out of it, and they got the ability to FTP stream from a local service.

I mean...cable subscriptions can be upwards of $60 a month. The computer was paid for in a little over a year and some change with those savings.

Here, check out this old thread about it.

Bad form, then. You literally hustled someone who didn't know any better and overvalued your services. You cheated someone who could have done everything you did with a $300 computer and a Fire Stick.

This is not what being a modder is about. I've never once in my life charged anyone to mod one of their consoles, because I didn't pay for the technique, the programming or the tools required. I just like being able to hook people up and give them the same enjoyment I get from having a modded device.

You didn't create this method. You exploited other people's work and took advantage of someone who was less technically savvy.

You said it all when you said, "Now you and I might know full well that you don't actually need a PC of this power just to be a dinky little FTP streaming server. But your customers don't."

That's scummy, brother. Bad form.
 
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Bad form, then. You literally hustled someone who didn't know any better and overvalued your services. You cheated someone who could have done everything you did with a $300 computer and a Fire Stick.

This is not what being a modder is about. I've never once in my life charged anyone to mod one of their consoles, because I didn't pay for the technique, the programming or the tools required. I just like being able to hook people up and give them the same enjoyment I get from having a modded device.

You didn't create this method. You exploited other people's work and took advantage of someone who was less technically savvy.

You said it all when you said, "Now you and I might know full well that you don't actually need a PC of this power just to be a dinky little FTP streaming server. But your customers don't."

That's scummy, brother. Bad form.

I posted in the title (Sales Method). I created this sales method using the knowledge that was put out there. And I did not, in any sense, "overvalue" my services. They couldn't manage to do it and I could. What I provided them was an unlimited escape from a Cable bill for the cost of just a year of that cable bill.

What I was getting at with that quote is that, under capitalism (which I detest but am forced to exist under), the only thing you need to have a customer is to be one step ahead of them. They didn't know about the method or that even such a thing was possible. If I had given it to them for free (which I do very well often enough, thank you), I would have been deeply undervaluing my services.

This may not be what being a modder is about *to you*, but you are not the dictator of what being a modder means or does not mean. Bad form in your eyes? Maybe. But I have to make a living, and life hasn't been easy or pleasant to me. I'm not going to get into it much, but opportunities like this don't grace me very often.

Tell you what, get me a steady job that pays well enough to pay the rent and food bills in Indianapolis (or can move me anywhere) with one of my skillsets (voice acting, computer repair) and I'll never charge anyone anything ever again for my modding work. Until then, I'm still a freelancer, and every day is a struggle to find *anything* that will pay. This job was one of my best finds, and I'm here trying to help people in a similar situation. And what do you do? Come in here with a smug little sneer on your face and tell me about how "bad form" it is.

You don't know me, you don't know my life situation, and you sure as hell aren't the dictator of what is and isn't "good form". Find me a real job or take a long jump off of your high horse into a deep canyon.
 
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A thousand dollars to set up an FTP server that anyone could do in five minutes with a quick search on YouTube, and forty-five minutes configuring a Kodi build on a Fire Stick?

Yeah. You overvalued your services. You hustled someone who was gullible. Mitigating the fuckery by claiming that they were happy with the outcome and saved money doesn't change the fact that what you did for them (read: how you hustled your roommates into buying you a gaming PC and are now encouraging other people to do the same thing to their unsuspecting friends) is not worth A THOUSAND DOLLARS AN HOUR.

Having a rough life doesn't mean that you should justify taking advantage of other people by saying SCREW CAPITALISM. If you're against price-gouging and big corporations screwing over the little guy, you really need to examine your motives. What is more capitalist than charging A THOUSAND DOLLARS AN HOUR to follow two YouTube videos?

You screwed your friends and now you want other people to follow suit. Now you're trying to play the victim and blame your circumstance for your lack of honor.

I support your liberty and your freedom of expression, but, seriously.

Bad form.
 

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This is 100% not a legitimate tutorial for anything outside of swindling your parents with a half truth. Yes, it's STILL A LIE. Need to move it to the EoF where it belongs, thanks.
 

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This is 100% not a legitimate tutorial for anything outside of swindling your parents with a half truth. Yes, it's STILL A LIE. Need to move it to the EoF where it belongs, thanks.

I genuinely think he was just stoked that he found a sucker to fall for it, and this entire post was more a brag than a tutorial.

I don't think he understands that 90% of the people here have modded something for someone else, and refused payment because they knew how much joy and entertainment it would provide for that friend. Being a freelancer is one thing. Being a con artist is another.
 
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Bad form, then. You literally hustled someone who didn't know any better and overvalued your services. You cheated someone who could have done everything you did with a $300 computer and a Fire Stick.

This is not what being a modder is about. I've never once in my life charged anyone to mod one of their consoles, because I didn't pay for the technique, the programming or the tools required. I just like being able to hook people up and give them the same enjoyment I get from having a modded device.

You didn't create this method. You exploited other people's work and took advantage of someone who was less technically savvy.

You said it all when you said, "Now you and I might know full well that you don't actually need a PC of this power just to be a dinky little FTP streaming server. But your customers don't."

That's scummy, brother. Bad form.
That's scummy yes, because they did not tell their parents why a $1000 PC is required. Is it worse than the cable company? That's arguable.

At least OP saved their parents some sum of money and still got what he wanted. I believe their parents prefer to give $1000 to OP instead of more to cable companies. Its also a good business lesson too. I often do the same thing with my parents and I think they are happy that I can save them money.
 

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That's scummy yes, because they did not tell their parents why a $1000 PC is required. Is it worse than the cable company? That's arguable.

At least OP saved their parents some sum of money and still got what he wanted. I believe their parents prefer to give $1000 to OP instead of more to cable companies. Its also a good business lesson too. I often do the same thing with my parents and I think they are happy that I can save them money.

He explicitly referred to this tutorial as a "sales tactic", and then openly admitted that the people he was scamming didn't understand the value of the product they were paying for, or that they could do the same thing for a third the cost.

I mean. Come on.
 

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He explicitly referred to this tutorial as a "sales tactic", and then openly admitted that the people he was scamming didn't understand the value of the product they were paying for, or that they could do the same thing for a third the cost.

I mean. Come on.
Yeah I totally agree that part is scummy. Should have said "you can do all for $300 but, while we are at it why don't we upgrade it to $1000 so I can do graphic design on it.". Thats better I think.

At least I cannot do that to my parents because they won't buy it if I cannot explain to them all of the details.
 

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Yeah I totally agree that part is scummy. Should have said "you can do all for $300 but, while we are at it why don't we upgrade it to $1000 so I can do graphic design on it.". Thats better I think.

At least I cannot do that to my parents because they won't buy it if I cannot explain to them all of the details.

The last time I modded someone's Fire Stick and hooked up their Kodi build, they grilled me a cheeseburger and gave me a beer. And I was happy and grateful. Even moreso knowing that after I left, I just gave them thousands and thousands of hours of entertainment and stress relief and comfort and peace, for free.

That's how you treat the people you love. Isn't it?
 
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The last time I modded someone's Fire Stick and hooked up their Kodi build, they grilled me a cheeseburger and gave me a beer. And I was happy and grateful. Even moreso knowing that after I left, I just gave them thousands and thousands of hours of entertainment and stress relief and comfort and peace, for free.

That's how you treat the people you love. Isn't it?
Well, I don't want to judge OP but not all people love their parents :X.
 
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