Hello fellow tempers, I thought about my Nintendo Switch today and wanted to talk with you about it.
It's been almost 3 years now since the consoles Release and this are my main critique points:
- Still no new Mario Kart entry. Too lazy to add maybe a Cup or dlcs?
- Still no new Mario Bros entry.
I'm a friend of Ports, but don't tell me they have not enough time to make some fresh maps for new Super Mario Bros Deluxe HD Wii U... Just lazy as fuck Nintendo... Just hire some people from the fanmade games community... It's not like a Zelda where you have to think about a story... For me unacceptable.
Where the fuck is Wind Walker HD and TP HD?
If you port something then the good shit.
- Quality, Bending Switch, Joycon Drift, Scratching Docks (I experienced all of this except the drift)
- No Virtual Console
I don't accept this garbage of games that Nintendo shits out every 2 Months.
And where the fuck are the other consoles, give us atleast N64 and some people probably want some Megadrive too...
- Charging us 2€ every Month for taking a shit on our face.
- Switch Sport anyone?
- A proper Mario Party and not this extremely random tiny board random stars and golden pipe bullshit. The minigames are fine tho.
- No game Invite System or any kind of Social Platform.
- 3 years in, and the only themes we got are Black or White
- How long will we have to wait for another Wario Ware.
As you can see there's in my opinion atleast a ton of things that just bugg me about the Switch that probably won't be solved until it's EOL. At least the majority I guess.
There's only about 2 years and 10 days left (approximately) until we will probably see a new Console.
But there's also much I like about it:
- Labo (Nintendo just being Nintendo and I love it)
- Ring fit adventure, pretty cool.
- Smash Ultimate
- The huge 3rd Party Support is just georgus... Playing Celeste, Isaac or Rocket League on the Switch is a blessing. Witcher, Overwatch etc..
- Zelda BOTW
- MM2 is pretty sick.
- Coop "Virtual Console"
- Portability
- New Metroid (please let it be good)
- Easily Hackable (unpatched units)
I kinda lost all hope for it, maybe the next console gets better... I really don't know what N is doing with all this revenue they get from such a good selling system.
I might have forgotten about some positive and negative things but that's what I was thinking.
Don't forget this is my opinion and it doesn't have to be the same as yours, so there's no need to try and change my mind.
I'm interested in what you think about?
Do you share my view or maybe not at all?
Let's discuss!
Going through all your arguments here, and keep in mind that I am one of those people that aren't satisfied with the current Switch state.
-Still no new Mario Kart entry.
MK8D still is the best selling Switch game. Nintendo would be just dumb to make a new game in the series that would just canibalize the sells of a product that's still doing well.
- Still no new Mario Bros entry.
At this point you are the only person (besides children) who still cares about NSMB. I'd change my mind if they made an actually new side-scrolling Mario with assets that aren't the same since the Wii.
-Where the fuck is Wind Walker HD and TP HD?
Have to agree on this one. Maybe they're saving them for a slow month with no actual big titles. Or won't release them at all. Who knows.
-Quality, Bending Switch, Joycon Drift, Scratching Docks
Certainly the main problem together with lack of relevant games on the past few months, but bending switches and scratched docks are certainly tied to bad usage rather than actual manufacturing issues lol
- No Virtual Console
Yeah... I don't even open the NES and SNES apps anymore. Already replayed LttP and called it a day. NES games aren't even nostalgic to be, they're just plain bad imo.
- A proper Mario Party
I don't think any MP game they make nowadays would be as fun as they were until the gamecube. Being a kid helped a lot and with smartphones, people get bored pretty easy. It is amazing how well SMP sells until this day, not even an average game to begin with.
- No game Invite System or any kind of Social Platform.
Don't expect any of this in the Switch. Nintendo is trying its best to keep the game as simple as possible. I don't like it either.
- No themes
Same as above, they don't even care.
- Labo (Nintendo just being Nintendo and I love it)
- Ring fit adventure, pretty cool.
Funny, I don't like neither of those. But it's something that goes from people to people I guess.
Psionic Roshambo
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